Jokes

Har insan ki alag Pehcan hoti ha

Har insan ki alag Pehcan hoti ha
Per Hamarey SMS ki alag Shaan hoti ha
Her kisi ko kartey nahi SMS
Magar jis ko kartey hain us main Hamari Jaan hoti ha

Shama kehti hai muje banaya kisne

Shama kehti hai muje banaya kisne,
jis jis ke hath lagi muje jalaya usne,
wo shama kya jise koi jalane wala na ho,
wo insan hi kya jise koi chahne wala na ho…

Raat kya dhali sitare chala gayay,

Raat kya dhali sitare chala gayay,
Gairo sa kya gila jab aapna chalay gayay,
Jeet to saktay thay ishq bi bazi ham bhi,
Magar tumhe jitanay ka liya hartay chalay gayay

Dil k konay say aik awaz aati hay

Dil k konay say aik awaz aati hay,
Hamain har pal un ki yaad ati hay,
Dil pochta hay bar-bar hum say,
Jihain hum yaad kertay hain,
Kia unhain bhi hamari yaad ati hay?

Rooz khawab mein nazar aatey ho tum

Rooz khawab mein nazar aatey ho tum
kio mujhey neend mein bi daratay ho tum

Motivational Sms

Dont be scared by a person who practices a 100 kicks one time, fear a person who practices 1 kick a 100 times

Benny Hill Quotes

Benny Hill : Have you noticed that all the people in favor of birth control are already born ?

Quotes

No matter how great our words may be but we will always be judged by our actions only.

Unthinkable

Two unthinkable quotes… 1.wen i learnt to dry my tears.i found a shoulder to cry on…!! 2.wen i mastered d skill of hating,somebody started loving me…!!! :)

Quotes

"We say we exchange words when we meet. What we exchange is souls"

Quotes

Positive anything is better than negative nothing. – Elbert Hubbard, Gud Morning n Hv a Nice Day !

Leonardo D V Quotes

"He who does not punish evil commands it to be done."

Quotes

Let your heart be your compass, your mind your map, and your soul your guide…………..and you will never get lost.

Mothers Lap

There is no velvet so soft as a mothers lap, no rose as lovely as her smile, no path so flowery as that imprinted with her footsteps.

Thaksgiving

I take this opportunity to thank you for your immeasurable contribution to my life. Thank you Mom! And wish you a Very Happy Mothers Day!

When Ur Mother

when ur mom asleep,look at her face deeply n imagine that her eyes will never open, her hand will never wipe ur tears n no more advices from her that you always ignore. imagine she was gone n think, do you make ur mother happy even once? happy mothers day.

Mum

A mum is a rose whose petals are soft, A mum is a lily whose stem is tall strong, A mum is a person who is never wrong, and A mum is a person u should love forever…. so trust her, believe her never doubt her. HAPPY MOTHERS DAY…

Mother Day

I cant explain mothers importance in any word Just to remind you all that to take care yours mothers,its a gift of god I lost my mothe, please pray for her

Mothers Day

… Mom … Who Never Sends You Out Into The Cruel World … Without First Wrapping You Up In The Warmth Of Her Love…

Propose

latest way 2 propose a girl… boy:excuse me…! girl: jee… boy: mere hone wale bachon ki taraf se apko HAPPY MOTHERS DAY………..

Mothers Day

Happy Mothers Day means more than flowers and gifts It means saying thank you It means I love you You are my mother, my friend Today is your day!

I Would Miss

I would not miss your face, your neck, your hands, your limbs, your bosom and certain other of your charms., Indeed, not to become boring by naming them all, I could do without you, Chloe, altogether….

My College Days

when i meet a girl first time in my life during my college days she like as u we u read my sms i guss that it was u where r u now please meet me i miss u alot and i ???? u

Care

WoRdS 4m pAgEs oF Lyf don care someone to tht extent tht u miss d other… but care to tht extent tht d other does’nt wish to loose u…!!!:-)

Dont Let Sum1 Miss U

Don’t let someone miss you that much.. becasue.. you might never know, how you’re giving them reasons to forget you…

Miss U In Life

I Am Missing U. I Am Missing U. I Am Missing U. Don?t Believe! See I Am On Journey And U R Not With Me, It Means U R Missing. i miss you more than ever

I Miss You

I sent my cares 2 the wind n asked the wind to pass them 2 u, when u feel the wind blowing against ur face thatz ME saying…. Take Good Care, I MISS U……..

Flirt

Why do U think I SMS u ? Is it because I care ? Or I miss u ? Or I love u ? Or I need You ? No ! It’s b’coz… I need a person for just time pass………..

Why Close Eyes

why do we close our eyes when WE pray when WE cry when WE dream when WE miss someONE BECOZ most beautiful things in life are unseen, they R only felt by the HEART

How Much

If u wanna know how much I miss u, try to catch rain drops, the ones u catch is how much u miss me, and the ones u miss is how much I miss

Aisa mujhe bajuwali kehti hai

I always think about U.
I can’t live without U.
I really need U.
I’m totally mad about U.
I just wanna be with U.
I’m crazy 4 U.
I wanna marry U.
I LOVE U.

Aisa mujhe bajuwali kehti hai…
(My neighbour say all this to me)

Hum ho gaye tumhare tumhe sochne k bad

Hum ho gaye tumhare tumhe sochne k bad,
Ab na daikhen gay kisi ko tumhe daikhne k bad,

Dunya chor dain gai tumhai chorne k bad,
KHUDA! Maaf kare itne jhut bolne k bad

Short thing gets longer

A short thing
its get longer as u hold it
& pass between woman’s breast
& enters into a small hole
What is it?

Jokes

An engineering student to his sweeper brother: I have got degree, I have got knowledge, I can sit in society. What do you have? Sweeper: I have the job.

Jokes

Q: What is the similarity between men and rats? A: Both keep searching for new HOLES.

College Joke Best

Three Best Jokes In College Life: 1) Please Dun Disturb Me, Im Studying! 2) NO CLASS! Lets Go to Library! Last n Best One… 3)Sir, I have a Doubt…!!!

Monster Jokes

Question: What is Dracula favorite sports? Answer: -Batminton-

Tv Reporter 2 Sardar

Tv reporter 2 Sardar :can u tell me how many jokes r there on sardars? Sardar :Hardly 2 or Max 3,the rest r all TRUE STORIES

Joke

..a joke and a truth are not mutually exclusive… sometimes, the best jokes are true….. and the best truths we hope, are just JOKES… SEE?!…

Blonde Jokes-06

Q: A GUY ASKED HIS BLONDE WIFE "HOW DID YOU GET THE CAR IN THE LIVING ROOM"? A: She said "I drove it through the kitchen and took a left."

Monkey Jokes

ku kata ka ka ku ku ke ki ki ka ga ga gi gu kaka ki ki ki ka.. Congratulations! U have successfully learnt the monkey language. Come to collect ur banana..

Sardar Jokes

A sardarji Doctor falls in Love with a Nurse.He writes a love letter to the Nurse :- I Love U sister….

Jokes

girl: ur familiar. boy: really?, so who am i ? girl: my next boyfriend. :))

Depends On Ur Husbnd

Girl: Will you love me after marriage also? Boy: This depends on your husband, if he allows me. KeEp RoCkinG

Married

A Famous writer said " Luv is like a long sweet dream " Marriage is an alarm clock " so have sweet dreams till your alarm wakes u up " Happy Married Life "

Marriage

Marriage requires a man to prepare 4 types of "rings": * The Engagement Ring * The Wedding Ring * The Suffe-Ring * The Endu-Ring

Rules Of Marriage

On the first anniversary of marriage: husband speaks and wife hears. On the second anniversary of marriage: wife speaks and husband hears. On the third anniversary of marriage: both husband and wife speak, but only the neighbors hear !

Marriage

Marriage is rewinding ur life.

Marriage

Marriage is no joke, it is not like rice which can be spat out if it is too hot.

Couple

A Great marriage, Is not when the PERFECT couple comes together….. It is when the IMPERFECT couple learns to enjoy their differences…

Tym Table 4 Gud Boys

Time table for good boys. Mon=watch girl.. Tue=love.. Wed=marriage.. Thu=honey moon.. Fri=divorce.. Sat=take rest.. Sun=search!

Need Poison

Man at medical store:I need poison Chemist: I cant sell you that Man shows his marriage certificate . . . Chemist: Oh! sorry, I didnt knew u had a prescription

Marriage

Marriage: Friend: How many women do you believe must a man marry? Mr. Bean: 16 Friend: Why? Mr. Bean: Because the priest says 4 richer, 4 poorer, 4 better and 4worse.

Love You

8 letters, 3 words, 1 meaning… i love you

Love

Love That makes me then breaks me? Is it really love Or I think I love? Maybe I just love being in love Or love the idea of being in love? I spent my whole life chasing love. In the end the one thing I truly love Could just be the meir pursuit of love

You Love

you love someone when you end up giving him what you have the best and you decide to give yourself…

Love Is Like War

Love is like war… Easy to start… Difficult to end… Impossible to forget

Kiss And Love

LOVE : Kiss me and you will see stars ….Love me and I will give them to you.

Im Afraid To Lose

When I saw you I was afraid to meet you. When I met you I was afraid to kiss you. When I kissed you I was afraid to love you. Now that I love you, I am afraid to lose you.

Love

Love Quotes…… "I dont fear to die, but , my fear is that if i die who will love u as much as i do"

Love

Some say you are ugly, Some say you are jungly, Some say you are pugly, but I say you are lovely.

Love

Have i told you yet…. How much you mean to m3…. Have i told you yet…. About all happiness you bring to me !…. Have i told you yet…. You mean the WORLD to m3…. ….I LOVE YOU

Smile

Keep on smiling.Because you never know when someone will fall in love with that smile…

Top Words

5 greatest words : i dun wanna lose U. 4 pleasant words : i care for U. 3 sweet words : i admire U. 2 wonderful words : miss U. 1 most important word : YOU Love you $wthrt…

Love Quotes

Why does love hurt? Why does it ache? Maybe because we love too much, too hard and too deep that sometimes we forget to keep a little for ourselves.

Love Quotes

I wish u knew how much i still love you but theres nothing i can do to prove that to you. but one day i hope its soon i wont have to worry about proving anything to you. because that day i will be over you.

Love Quotes

Love has nothing to do with what you are expecting to get, It is expecting to give which is everything…

Love Quotes

Beautiful Quote for a girl from a boy:- Your Words are NOT my Disturbance….. But the Disturbance lies in your silence….

Love Quotes

My friends told me that life starts when you fall in love so they asked me when does my life starts? I said to them my life started on the day when I first met you !

Love Quotes

Every body loves you when you love every body. No one love you if you do not love any one.

Love Quotes

Immature love says, "I love you because I need you." Mature love says, "I need you because I love you."

Me And U

It takes 2 to tango 2 to kiss 2 to talk and remenisce so many good things come in 2 one of those things is ME AND U!

Flirt

A hug is a hug a kiss is a kiss, without u in my life baby luv is what I’ll miss. U took me by the hand u swept me off my feet. So plz understand that u make my life complete.

Reality Of Kiss

Love: Before I heard the doctors tell The dangers of a kiss I had considered kissing you. The nearest thing to bliss. But now I know biology and sit and sigh and moan six million mad bacteria and I thought we were alone!

Kiss Me

Say you miss me! Come and kiss me!!!

Kiss

something a child gets free young men steals,and An old man buys ……… :)

Loved You

A sMILE tO pUT yOU oN hIGH,,,, A KisS To SeT YoUr SouL,ALriGhiT… WouLd iT bE aLRight If I SpEnt ToNiTe Being LoVed YoU???

Kissing Rules

Never KISS a lady police, She will say, hands up. Never KISS a lady doctor, She will say, Next please Always KISS a lady teacher, She will say, repeat it 5 time

Click

C= cant live without u L= love u I= i miss u C= care about u K= kiss from my heart 2 u So whenever u miss me just say CLICK.

Kiss

Santa: I kiss my wife everyday before leaving for office, what about u? Banta: Me too, after u leave.