2005 July

Why can’t they prosecute Bill Clinton?
Monica swallowed the evidence.

Why won’t they let Kurt Cobain drive convertibles?
His head whistles.

What has broken legs & floats down the river?
People who tell Sinatra jokes.

What’s Bill’s new pick up line?
“Would you be interested in a position under the president?”

How did Bill reply regarding questions of “coaching” Monica’s testimony?
“It wasn’t words I put in her mouth.”

What did Bill say to Hillary after sex?
I’ll be home in 20 minutes!

What do Bill Gates and Bill Clinton have in common?
They’re both being investigated for their GUI applications.

Why didn’t Bill take Monica out to dinner?
There was always plenty to eat in the office.

What will history remember Bill Clinton as?
The President after Bush.

Did you hear about the Bill Clinton sale at clothing stores on President’s day?
All pants half off.