2005 July

How do you know Bill Clinton is done having sex?
You have to wipe the “White-Water” off your blouse…

What’s the difference between Bill Clinton and the Titanic?
Only 1500 people went down on the Titanic.

What’s the difference between Bill Clinton and his dog Buddy?
One tries to hump the leg of every woman in the white house, the other is a chocolate labrador

What do Bill Clinton and Disney have in common?
Disney has a movie called the Lion King, while Bill Clinton is the Lying King.

Why would Bill Clinton be such a bad carpenter?
Because every time he screws, his cabinet falls apart.

How are Bill and Monica different?
One won’t come clean and the other won’t clean cum.

Bill and Hillary are at a restaurant. The waiter tells them tonight’s specials are chicken almondine and fresh fish. “The chicked sounds great, I’ll have that”, says Hillary. The waiter nods, “And the vegetable madam?”
“Oh, he’ll have fish!”, Hillary replies.

What’s the best thing about Kurt Cobain?
His aim.

What was the best cure for Kurt Cobain’s depression?
10-gauge buckshot.

What does a bee have in common with a Mercedes? They both make Royal Jelly.