2005 August

Doctor, Doctor I think I’m a yo-yo.
Are you stringing me along!

Doctor, Doctor I keep thinking there is two of me.
One at a time please.

Doctor, Doctor I keep thinking I’m God.
When did this start?
Well first I created the sun, then the earth…

Doctor, Doctor, some days I feel like a tee-pee and other days I feel like a wig-wam.
You’re too tents.

Doctor, doctor my baby’s swallowed a bullet.
Well don’t point him at anyone until I get there!

Doctor, Doctor my son has swallowed my pen, what should I do?
Use a pencil ‘till I get there.

Doctor, Doctor I’ve just swallowed a pen.
Well sit down and write your name!

Doctor Doctor I swallowed a bone.
Are you choking?
No, I really did!

Doctor, Doctor I’ve a split personality.
Well, you’d better both sit down then!

Doctor Doctor I’m so ugly what can I do about it?
Hire yourself out for Halloween parties!