Jokes

Choose To Flirt Being Dumped, Taken for granted And hurt By The one They love is the Reason why many People Choose to FLIRT than to be in a RELATIONSHIP Flirt Love is an illusion! Its a high dependency disorder of weak hearted people.. . . . . . . . . People with strong [...]

Friendship As long as we have memories, yesterday remains as long as we have hope, tomorrow awaits. As long as we have Friendship, each day is never a waste. Friendship The relation between u and me is like hand and eyes, when hand hurts, eyes cry… n whn eyes cries… hand wipes!!!! ……thats our friendship [...]

Friends A friend is someone we turn to when our spirits need a lift. A friend is someone we treasure for our friendship is a gift. A friend is someone who fills our lives with beauty, joy, and grace. And makes the whole world we live in a better and happier place. Friendship I learnd [...]

Father’s Day I know just the person who needs "101 Ways to Be a Great Dad". Don’t worry it isn’t you! Happy Fathers’Day! Happy Fathers’Day Some things are just better the way they are like you! Happy Fathers’Day! Fathers’Day SMS You may be out of sight but you’re always in my mind. Happy Fathers’Day Happy [...]

Dreams Come True Dreams visit us when we are asleep…but allah is truly wise…he wakes us up each day and gives us every chance to make our dreams come true Quotes It is well to give when asked, but it is better to give unasked, through understanding. Wise Few people are wise, most are otherwise [...]

Exams According to newtons 4th law for exams- every book will continue to be at rest or covered with dust until some external or internal exam moves it….. Longest Lecture THE LONGEST 5 min in the world is last 5 min of a LECTURE! while THE SHORTEST 5 min is the last 5 min of [...]

Wife Santa: My wife is an angel! Banta: ur lucky.. Mine is still alive Loving Husband A loving husband tattooed I LOVE U on his d**k n showed it to his wife. She replied: "This is ur old habit of Putting Words Into My Mouth…!" Wife Aftr robbing d Bank, robber 2 clerk: Did u [...]

Happy Easter to You Easter bring Fun, Easter bring Happiness, Easter bring God Endless Blessings, Easter bring fresh love… Happy Easter to You with all best wishes Wish you a Happy Easter May Lord bless you on this auspicious day of Easter, and May it be a new beginning of greater prosperity, success and happiness. [...]

Oh Valentines Day # If you were my valentine Id search the endless skies to find the perfect starlight that would compliment your eyes and keep it in a wishing well created just for you and filled with my desires to make all your dreams come true. Valentine Special Luv meanz to see someone with [...]

May tha blessings of Allah fill ur life with happiness and open all the doors of success now nd always. Eid Mubarak Eid SMS Luk Outside Its so pleasant! Sun Smiling 4 u Trees Dancing 4 u Birds singing 4 u Becoz I requested them all 2 wish u !!EID MUBARAK!! Eid SMS Do u [...]