July 29th, 2005
A Bear, A Rabbit, Three Wishes
A fairy gives a bear and a rabbit three wishes.
bear- i wish all the bears in my forest were female.
rabbit- i wish i had a model-t.
bear- i wish all the bears in my country were female.
rabbit- i wish i had a motorcycle.
bear- i wish all the bears in the world were female.
rabbit- i wish all the bears in the world were gay!