A collection of insults!

A brief synopsis… When you’re at a loss for words but want to tell someone that he or she is stupid, remember some these quips from our collection here at Aha! Jokes.

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She wears a pony tail to cover up the valve stem.

She worries about the calories licking stamps and envelopes.

She’s a screensaver: Looks good, but useless.

Short a few cards.

Short-circuited between the earphones.

Should be the poster child for family planning.

Should have kept his helmet on while riding / playing.

Single-sided, low density.

Sitting in the right pew, but the wrong church.

Skating on the wrong side of the ice.

Skylight leaks a little.

Slept too close to his radium-dial watch.

Slinky’s kinked.

Sloppy as a soup sandwich.

Slow as molasses in January.