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Worse than a giraffe with a stiff neck

Administrator — Sun, 31 Jul 2005 08:26:54 +0000

What’s worse than a giraffe with a stiff neck?
An elephant with a stuffed nose.

What’s grey, yellow, grey, yellow

Administrator — Sun, 31 Jul 2005 08:26:06 +0000

What’s grey, yellow, grey, yellow, grey, yellow, grey, yellow, grey, yellow, grey, yellow?
An elephant rolling down a hill with a daisy in its mouth!

Weather in the arctic

Administrator — Sun, 31 Jul 2005 08:25:18 +0000

How does a Penguin find the weather at the Arctic?
He just looks outside and there it is.

Two sheep in a field

Administrator — Sun, 31 Jul 2005 08:23:53 +0000

Two sheep in a field, one says, “Baaaaaaaa!”
The other says, “Damn! I was just going to say that!”

Two parrots on a perch

Administrator — Sun, 31 Jul 2005 08:23:20 +0000

There were two Parrots on a Perch, and one says to the other, “Can you smell fish?”

Two legs and

Administrator — Sun, 31 Jul 2005 08:22:09 +0000

What’s got two legs and bleeds?
Half a dog.

Two goats at a movie studio

Administrator — Sun, 31 Jul 2005 08:21:32 +0000

Two goats are out behind a movie studio eating old movie film. One goat says to the other, “Pretty good, huh?” The second goat says, “Yeah… but it’s not as good as the book.”

Two fish in a tank

Administrator — Sun, 31 Jul 2005 08:20:59 +0000

There’s two fish in a tank, one says to the other, “Do you know how to drive this?”

Third monkey fall out of tree

Administrator — Sun, 31 Jul 2005 08:20:09 +0000

Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree?
Because he was tied to the second monkey.

Second monkey fall out of tree

Administrator — Sun, 31 Jul 2005 08:19:10 +0000

Why did the second money fall out of the tree?
Because he was dead.