Animal Jokes

What do you give a seasick elephant?
Lots of room!

Why do seagulls live by the sea? Because if they lived by the bay, they would be bagels

Why do seagulls have wings?
To beat the Gypsies to the rubbish tip

What do you call a royal Rabbit?
A hare to the throne.

Why does a Rabbit have a shiny nose?
Because its powder puff is on the other end.

A rabbit hops into a butchers’ shop and says “have you got any cabbages?”. The butcher says that he doesn’t sell cabbages and the rabbit hops off. The next day the same rabbit hops into the same butchers and says “have you got any cabbages?” The butcher, slightly peeved, says “look I told you yesterday […]

Where do you find a no-legged dog?
Wherever you left him.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?
Because he was dead.

Why do Mice have small balls?
Because not many of them can dance.

A man with a frog on his head walks into the doctor’s office. The doctor asks, “What seems to be the problem?” And the Frog replies, “Well doctor… it’s this thing that’s hanging from my bottom.”