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Why did the Lion lose at Poker?
Because he was playing with a Cheetah.

What looks like an elephant and is dangerous?
An elephant with a machine gun!

How do you kill an elephant?
With an elephant gun.

How do you kill a yellow elephant?
Ever seen a yellow elephant?

How do you shoot a red elephant?
No, not with a red elephant gun. You strangle him until he turns blue, and then shoot him with a blue elephant gun.

How do you kill a purple elephant?
With a purple elephant gun.

How do you kill a pink elephant?
Tie a knot in its trunk, wait till it turns purple and then shoot it with the purple elephant gun.

How do you shoot a green elephant?
Tell him a dirty joke so he turns red, strangle him until he turns blue, and then shoot him with a blue elephant gun.

How do you shoot a blue elephant?
With a blue elephant gun, of course.