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Category Archive for 'Animal Jokes'
Lion playing poker
Sunday, July 31st, 2005Why did the Lion lose at Poker? Because he was playing with a Cheetah.
Like an elephant and dangerous
Sunday, July 31st, 2005What looks like an elephant and is dangerous? An elephant with a machine gun!
Kill an elephant
Sunday, July 31st, 2005How do you kill an elephant? With an elephant gun.
Kill a yellow elephant
Sunday, July 31st, 2005How do you kill a yellow elephant? Ever seen a yellow elephant?
Kill a red elephant
Sunday, July 31st, 2005How do you shoot a red elephant? No, not with a red elephant gun. You strangle him until he turns blue, and then shoot him with a blue elephant gun.
Kill a purple elephant
Sunday, July 31st, 2005How do you kill a purple elephant? With a purple elephant gun.
Kill a pink elephant
Sunday, July 31st, 2005How do you kill a pink elephant? Tie a knot in its trunk, wait till it turns purple and then shoot it with the purple elephant gun.
Kill a green elephant
Sunday, July 31st, 2005How do you shoot a green elephant? Tell him a dirty joke so he turns red, strangle him until he turns blue, and then shoot him with a blue elephant gun.
Kill a blue elephant
Sunday, July 31st, 2005How do you shoot a blue elephant? With a blue elephant gun, of course.