Jokes

Chong was studying Engineering in Britain. He soon began missing his fried rice, so one day he walked into a corner Greek store to order a takeaway. But Chong had difficulty rolling his R’s and stressing his L’s, so when he went into the store, he said, “I want some flied lice.” “What?” said the [...]

One day a young Buddhist on his journey home, came to the banks of a wide river. Staring hopelessly at the great obstacle in front of him , he ponde

There was a Japanese, Hawaiian, and a Portuguese guy. They were all stranded on a desert. While they were walking, the Portuguese guy found a car door. He decided to drag it around for shade when they needed it. So one day the Hawaiian guy complained, “It’s hot!” The Portuguese guy grabbed the car door [...]

Teacher says to class: “I shall now read you some quotes. Whoever can tell me who said them, and when, they can go home early”. Teacher: “Who said “We will fight them on the beaches”?” Lim Sung Wu: “Winston Churchill, 1942″. Teacher: “Very good, you can go home right now, if you wish”. Lim Sung [...]

One day, an Asian man, an American man, and Sung Hi Lee were on a train. Along the ride, there was a short but dark tunnel. When they entered the tunnel, a kissing sound, then a slapping sound was heard. Once outside, everyone could see a large red mark on the American’s face. Sung Hi [...]

Four delegates from China, Russia, the United States and Malaysia attended the United Nations’ Meeting. All the nations were discussing about space exploration by the year 2000. Here are some of the conversations: China Delegate: ‘By the year 2000, China will start their moon exploration project. ‘ Russian Delegate: ‘ We too, we are going [...]

Asian guy is having his “SNACK” ( bread and jam) when an American man chuckling chewing gum, sits down next to him. The Asian ignores the American who, nevertheless, starts a conversation. American: “You Asian folks eat the whole bread??” Asian (in a bad mood): “Of course.” American: (after blowing a huge bubble) “We don’t. [...]

It was a hot day and a Hollywood star told a visiting Asian actor he knew of a secluded place where they can go skinny dipping. While they were enjoying the cool water, a busload of women suddenly appeared. Both men made a beeline for their towels. The Hollywood star wrapped his towel around his [...]

This guy is out golfing with his buddy one day and he says, “Man I haven’t gotten laid in what seems like forever. I don’t know what it is I’m just not getting any.” So his buddy says, “Hey man I’ll lend you my Asian cleaning lady. She’ll come in give you a beer, clean [...]

10. Never got comfortable with the rule about she and Dan showering together 9. During newscasts, kept mistakenly calling Bill Clinton “Jed Clampett” 8. She’s going to be Mrs. Larry King #9 7. Wants to devote herself full-time to taking care of her pregnant husband, Maury 6. Tired of Dan laughing whenever she said the [...]