Question: How many Republic presidential candidates from 2000 did it take to screw in a light bulb ?
Answer: It doesn’t matter whether the bulb is changed or not; it only matters that the new bulb was made in the US of A. Taiwan and South Korea have put up massive barriers to importing US light […]
There’s a plane flying over the Atlantic, with six passengers: a Frenchman, a pregnant French woman, an Englishman, a pregnant English woman, an Australian, and a pregnant Asian-Australian woman.
Lightning strikes both wings, and the plane is going out of control. The pilot rushes up to the passengers, and says “I’m sorry, but there’s only 4 […]
A paratrooper was scared to jump. His instructor told him, “If anything goes wrong, say, `Buddha oh Buddha’ and you will be saved.”
The paratrooper got so scared that he forgot to pull his rip cord. So he said, “Buddha oh Buddha,” and a hand came out and saved him.
He said, “Thank God,” and he […]
A panda walks into a restaurant, sits down, and orders a sandwich. He eats the sandwich, pulls out a gun, and shoots the waiter dead.
As the panda stands up to go, the manager shouts, Hey! Where are you going? You just shot my waiter and you didn’t pay for your sandwich!”
The panda yells back at […]
.. Then there’s the cookbook published by Life
Magazine. It contains all the
oriental recipes ever published by their magazine.
It’s called:
Recipes From All Woks of Life
An oriental guy had just seen some western porn movies, a first in his lifetime. He felt so cool about those positions. So he ran home and wanted to share those ideas with his wife.
He adjusted all the lamps, putting all kind of creams, and twisted his wife around. And he repeatedly […]
A bus stops and two Asian men get on. They seat themselves, and engage in animated conversation. The lady sitting behind them ignores their conversation at first, but she listens in horror as one of the men says the following:
“Emma come first. Den I come. Two asses, dey come together. I come again. Two […]
One day at the psychiatrists office, a short, fat man came in, stood in front of the desk and shouted at the psychiatrist ‘HOI! Bow to me, lowly Chinese! I am General Yamashita! Hahahahaha’ and the psychiatrist said, ‘What makes you think that you are General Yamashita?’ and the man said, ‘Because God made me […]
There were two old buddies who continued to compete in karate tournaments well past their prime. One day, while relaxing after yet another competition, they were chatting and wondering if there is karate in heaven and made a pact that whoever passed away first would come back and let the other know.
About a week […]
Teacher: “Johnny, put the word INFATUATION in a sentence”.
Johnny: “A Jap tourist walks into Pauline Hanson’s fish and chip shop, and asks her `How do you cook your chips?’, so Pauline tells him, `In fat you Asian’”.