Superman and Australia
Sunday, July 31st, 2005What does superman and South Australia have in common?
They both have an Iron Knob.
Category Archive for 'Australian Jokes'
Good Sport
Sunday, July 31st, 2005Bruce and Sheila have been seeing each other for a while and Sheila asks Bruce to meet her on the Sydney Harbour Bridge.
Sheila: I’ve got something to tell you, Bruce…I’m preganant and if you don’t marry me, I’m going to jump off this bridge into Sydney Harbour.
Bruce: That’s what I like about you, […]
English beer
Sunday, July 31st, 2005Australian man: Why is your beer like having sex in a canoe? English man: Dunno, why?
Australian man: It’s fucking close to water!
Australian with sheep and goat
Sunday, July 31st, 2005What do you call an Australian with a sheep under one arm and a goat under the other?
Bisexual.
Australian lover
Sunday, July 31st, 2005Why is an Australian lover like a wombat?
He eats roots, shoots, and leaves.
Australian foreplay
Sunday, July 31st, 2005Australian foreplay - “Brace yerself Sheila.