What does superman and South Australia have in common? They both have an Iron Knob.
Category Archive for 'Australian Jokes'
Bruce and Sheila have been seeing each other for a while and Sheila asks Bruce to meet her on the Sydney Harbour Bridge. Sheila: I’ve got something to tell you, Bruce…I’m preganant and if you don’t marry me, I’m going to jump off this bridge into Sydney Harbour. Bruce: That’s what I like about you, [...]
Australian man: Why is your beer like having sex in a canoe? English man: Dunno, why? Australian man: It’s fucking close to water!
What do you call an Australian with a sheep under one arm and a goat under the other? Bisexual.
Why is an Australian lover like a wombat? He eats roots, shoots, and leaves.
Australian foreplay – “Brace yerself Sheila.