Jokes » Australian Jokes http://www.desi-jokes.com Lots of Jokes to Make You Laugh Wed, 03 Feb 2010 10:13:40 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3 Superman and Australia http://www.desi-jokes.com/superman-and-australia.html http://www.desi-jokes.com/superman-and-australia.html#comments Sun, 31 Jul 2005 08:38:44 +0000 Administrator http://www.desi-jokes.com/superman-and-australia.html What does superman and South Australia have in common?
They both have an Iron Knob.

]]> http://www.desi-jokes.com/superman-and-australia.html/feed 0 Good Sport http://www.desi-jokes.com/good-sport.html http://www.desi-jokes.com/good-sport.html#comments Sun, 31 Jul 2005 08:37:08 +0000 Administrator http://www.desi-jokes.com/good-sport.html Bruce and Sheila have been seeing each other for a while and Sheila asks Bruce to meet her on the Sydney Harbour Bridge.

Sheila: I’ve got something to tell you, Bruce…I’m preganant and if you don’t marry me, I’m going to jump off this bridge into Sydney Harbour.

Bruce: That’s what I like about you, Sheila. Not only are you a great shag but you’re a good sport too.

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Australian man: It’s fucking close to water!

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Bisexual.

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He eats roots, shoots, and leaves.

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