Worse than six babies in a jar
Sunday, July 31st, 2005What’s worse than 6 babies in one jar? One baby in 6 jars…
Category Archive for 'Baby Jokes'
Wife feel normal again
Sunday, July 31st, 2005Our baby was born last week. When will my wife begin to feel and act normal again? When the kids are in college.
Why boil water
Sunday, July 31st, 2005When a baby is being born, why do they boil water? So that if its born dead they can make soup.
What’s babylon
Sunday, July 31st, 2005What’s BABYLON? The stuff you spray on babies before you iron them.
Two months pregnant
Sunday, July 31st, 2005I’m two months pregnant now. When will my baby move? With any luck, right after they finish college
Thousand dead babies in a VW
Sunday, July 31st, 2005How do you get a thousand dead babies into a Volkswagen? With a blender.
Terrible twos
Sunday, July 31st, 2005What are the terrible twos? Your breasts after baby stops nursing cold turkey
Takes five babies
Sunday, July 31st, 2005Did you know that it takes five babies to make just one bottle of baby oil?
Take dead baby to a cookout
Sunday, July 31st, 2005Why did the family take the dead baby along on the cookout? So they could light it and toast their marshmallows.
Sanitize nipples
Sunday, July 31st, 2005How does one sanitize nipples? Bathe daily and wear a clean bra. It beats boiling them in a saucepan.