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Worse than six babies in a jar

Administrator — Sun, 31 Jul 2005 10:19:12 +0000

What’s worse than 6 babies in one jar?
One baby in 6 jars…

Administrator — Sun, 31 Jul 2005 10:18:33 +0000

Our baby was born last week. When will my wife begin to feel and act normal again?
When the kids are in college.

Administrator — Sun, 31 Jul 2005 10:17:04 +0000

When a baby is being born, why do they boil water?
So that if its born dead they can make soup.

Administrator — Sun, 31 Jul 2005 10:16:07 +0000

What’s BABYLON?
The stuff you spray on babies before you iron them.

Administrator — Sun, 31 Jul 2005 10:15:26 +0000

I’m two months pregnant now. When will my baby move?
With any luck, right after they finish college

Administrator — Sun, 31 Jul 2005 10:14:48 +0000

How do you get a thousand dead babies into a Volkswagen?
With a blender.

Administrator — Sun, 31 Jul 2005 10:13:39 +0000

What are the terrible twos?
Your breasts after baby stops nursing cold turkey

Administrator — Sun, 31 Jul 2005 10:13:03 +0000

Did you know that it takes five babies to make just one bottle of baby oil?

Administrator — Sun, 31 Jul 2005 10:12:38 +0000

Why did the family take the dead baby along on the cookout?
So they could light it and toast their marshmallows.

Administrator — Sun, 31 Jul 2005 10:11:47 +0000

How does one sanitize nipples?
Bathe daily and wear a clean bra. It beats boiling them in a saucepan.