Baby Jokes

What is red and white and turns at 35.6 miles per hour?
A baby in a blender.

What’s red and white and stringy and hangs from trees?
A baby that’s been hit by a snowblower.

What is red and white and screams alot?
A skinned baby in salt.

What is red and white hangs from telephone wires?
A dead baby that got thrown from a snow blower.

What’s red and swings back and forth?
A baby on a meat hook.

What is red and sits in a corner.
A baby with a razor blade.
What is green and sits in the corner?
Same baby… two weeks later.

What is red and sits in a corner.
A baby with a razor blade.
What is green and sits in the corner?
Same baby… two weeks later.

What’s red and screams and goes around in circles?
A baby nailed to the floor.

What’s red and goes round and round?
A baby in a garbage disposal

What’s red and goes round and round?
A baby in a garbage disposal.