Red and white and turns quickly
Sunday, July 31st, 2005What is red and white and turns at 35.6 miles per hour? A baby in a blender.
Category Archive for 'Baby Jokes'
Red and white and stringy
Sunday, July 31st, 2005What’s red and white and stringy and hangs from trees? A baby that’s been hit by a snowblower.
Red and white and screams
Sunday, July 31st, 2005What is red and white and screams alot? A skinned baby in salt.
Red and white and hangs
Sunday, July 31st, 2005What is red and white hangs from telephone wires? A dead baby that got thrown from a snow blower.
Red and swings back and forth
Sunday, July 31st, 2005What’s red and swings back and forth? A baby on a meat hook.
Red and sits in a corner
Sunday, July 31st, 2005What is red and sits in a corner. A baby with a razor blade. What is green and sits in the corner? Same baby… two weeks later.
Red and sits in a corner
Sunday, July 31st, 2005What is red and sits in a corner. A baby with a razor blade. What is green and sits in the corner? Same baby… two weeks later.
Red and goes round in circles
Sunday, July 31st, 2005What’s red and screams and goes around in circles? A baby nailed to the floor.
Red and goes round and round
Sunday, July 31st, 2005What’s red and goes round and round? A baby in a garbage disposal
Red and goes round and round
Sunday, July 31st, 2005What’s red and goes round and round? A baby in a garbage disposal.