Red & black and crawls up a women’s leg
Sunday, July 31st, 2005What’s red & black and crawls up a woman’s leg? A homesick abortion.
Category Archive for 'Baby Jokes'
Pressure during labour
Sunday, July 31st, 2005My childbirth instructor says it’s not pain I’ll feel during labour, but pressure. Is she right? Yes, in the same way that a tornado might be called an air current
Present for a dead baby
Sunday, July 31st, 2005What present do you get for a dead baby? A dead puppy.
Pregnant and veyr moody
Sunday, July 31st, 2005My wife is five months pregnant and so moody that sometimes she’s borderline irrational. So what’s your question?
Pregnant – everything gets bigger
Sunday, July 31st, 2005Since I became pregnant, my breasts, rear end, and even my feet have grown. Is there anything that gets smaller during pregnancy? Yes, your bladder.
Pregnancy causes
Sunday, July 31st, 2005Does pregnancy cause hemorrhoids? Pregnancy causes anything you want to blame it for.
Plop, plop, fizz, fizz
Sunday, July 31st, 2005What goes plop, plop, fizz, fizz? Twin babies in an acid bath.
Pink and red and getting smaller
Sunday, July 31st, 2005What is pink and red and keeps getting smaller? A baby with a cheese-slicer.
Pink and hard, makes a women scream
Sunday, July 31st, 2005What’s 12 inches long, pink & hard and makes women scream in the morning? A cot death.
Pink and goes black with a hiss
Sunday, July 31st, 2005What’s pink and goes black with a hiss? A baby thrown into a furnace.