Two cartons of yogurt walk into a bar. The bartender, a tub of cottage cheese, says to them, “We don’t serve your kind in here.” One of the yogurt cartons says back to him, “Why not? We’re cultured individuals.”
Three strings walk into a bar. The bartender throws them out, yelling “Can’t you read the sign?! I don’t serve strings.” The strings try again, and again the bartender kicks them out. Finally, one of the strings gets the idea to mess himself up a little. He walks into the bar. The bartender scowls, […]
Three men walked into a bar, the fourth one ducked
Three men walked into a bar, the fourth one ducked
Three men walk up to an empty bar. They share a few drinks, and one of the guys turns to the other guys and says, “I bet ya my dick is longer than yours.” Both guys plop their dicks on the bar. “Yep, that’s a mighty long dick you have there, but mine is […]
This skeleton walks into a bar and says, “I’d like a beer and a mop…”
A man walks into a bar with a roll of tarmac under his arm. The barman asks “What’ll it be?”
The man says, “I’ll have half a bitter, and one for the road.”
A man walked into a bar with a lizard on his shoulder. The barman asked whats the lizard was called, to which the man replied “Tiny”.
“Why did u call him that?” asked the barman.
“Because, he’s my newt!!”
A plate of spagetti walks into bar. The bartender says “Get out of here, we don’t serve food!”
This baby seal walks into a bar and the bartender asks, “What’ll ya have?” The seal says, “Anything but a Canadian Club.”