Lots of Jokes to Make You Laugh
Gloria the blonde once heard that milk baths would make you beautiful. She left a note for her milkman Alan to leave 15 gallons of milk. When Alan read the note, he felt there must be a mistake. He thought she probably meant 1.5 gallons, so he knocked on the door to clarify the order. [...]
Q: What do you call a blonde with a brand new PC? A: A dumb terminal. Q: Why are blonde jokes so easy to understand? A: So brunettes can understand them. Q: How did the blond burn her ear? A: The phone rang while she was ironing. Q: There are 17 blonds standing outside a [...]
Q: What stops then goes then stops then goes? A: A blonde at a blinking red light. Q: Did you hear about Pepsi’s new soda just for blondes? A: It has “open other end” printed on the bottom. Q: Why do blondes always rapidly flap their hands towards theirs ears? A: They’re refuelling. Q: Why [...]
Q: What do you do when a blonde throws a pin at you? A: Run! She’s got a hand grenade in her mouth. Q: How do you keep a blonde in suspense? A: I’ll tell you tomorrow. Q: Why can’t the blonde make ice cubes? A: She lost the recipe. Q: How do you hit [...]
Q: A blonde ordered a pizza and the clerk asked if he should cut it in six or twelve pieces. A: “Six, please. I could never eat twelve pieces.” Q: What did the blonde do when she heard that 90% of accidents occur around the home? A: She moved. Q: What’s five miles long and [...]
Q: What goes vroom, screech, vroom, screech, vroom, screech? A: A blonde going through a flashing red light. Q: To a blonde, what is long and hard? A: Grade four. Q: What is the definition of gross ignorance? A: 144 blondes. Q: What did the blonde say to the physicist? A: “Why, I just love [...]
Q: Why are blondes hurt by peoples words? A: Because people keep hitting them with dictionaries. Q: Why can’t blondes put in light bulbs? A: They keep breaking them with the hammers. Q: What is a cool refreshing drink for a blonde? A: Perri-air. Q: Did you hear about the blonde coyote? A: Got stuck [...]
Q: Why did the blonde tip-toe past the medicine cabinet? A: So she wouldn’t wake up the sleeping pills. Q: Why did the blonde try and steal a police car? A: She saw “911″ on the back and thought it was a Porsche. Q: Why did the blonde scale the glass wall? A: To see [...]
Q: What do you call it when a blonde dies their hair brunette? A: Artificial intelligence. Q: What do you do when a blonde throws a hand grenade at you? A: Pull the pin and throw it back. Q: What does a blond and a beer bottle have in common? A: They’re both empty from [...]
Q: What do you call a blonde in an institution of higher learning? A: A visitor. Q: What do you call a blonde with half a brain? A: Gifted! Q: What do you call a brunette with a blonde on either side? A: An interpreter. Q: What do you call a fly buzzing inside a [...]