Jokes

Q: What do you call a basement full of blondes? A: A whine cellar. Q: What do you call a dumb blonde behind a steering wheel? A: An Air Bag. Q: What do you call a blonde between two brunettes? A: A mental block. Q: What do you call 10 blondes standing ear to ear? [...]

Q: If a blonde and a brunette are tossed off a building, who hits the ground first? A: The brunette. The blonde has to stop to ask for directions. Q: What happens when a blonde gets Alzheimers disease? A: Her IQ goes up! Q: What is the difference between a smart blonde and Bigfoot? A: [...]

Q: Why don’t blondes call 911 in an emergency? A: They can’t remember the number. Q: Why don’t blondes call 911 in an emergency? A: She can’t find the number 11 on the telephone buttons. Q: How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? A: “What’s a lightbulb?” Q: How many blondes does [...]

Q: Why do blondes like lightning? A: They think someone is taking their picture. Q: Why do blondes have little holes all over their faces? A: From eating with forks. Q: Why do blondes drive BMWs? A: Because they can spell it. Q: Why do Blondes have TGIF on their shoes? A: Toes go in [...]

Q: What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer? A: Frosted Flakes. Q: How can you tell if a blonde’s been using the computer? A: There’s white-out on the screen. Q: How can you tell if another blonde’s been using the computer? A: There’s writing on the white-out. Q: How can you tell when [...]

Q: Why couldn’t the blonde write the number eleven? A: She didn’t know what number came first. Q: What do you call a blonde with 90% of her intelligence gone? A: Divorced. Q: How did the blonde try to kill the bird? A: She threw it off a cliff. Q: How did the blonde break [...]

Q: Why does it work? A: “Does 3 come before E, between M and W, or at the end?” Q: How do you know when a blonde has been making chocolate chip cookies? A: You find M&M shells all over the kitchen floor. Q: What job function does a blonde have in an M&M factory? [...]

Q: How do blondes pierce their ears? A: They put tacks in their shoulder pads. Q: How do you drown a blond? A: Put a mirror at the bottom of the pool. c0pyr|ghta!haj0k3s Q: How do you drown a blond? A: Leave a scratch and sniff at the bottom of the pool. Q: How do [...]

Q: How do you plant dope? A: Bury a blonde. Q: How do you get a one-armed blonde out of a tree? A: Wave to her. Q: How do you get a blondes eyes to twinkle? A: Shine a torch in her ears. Q: How do you make a blonde’s eyes light up? A: Shine [...]

Q: Why do Blondes wear earmuffs? A: To avoid the draft. Q: Why did the blonde stare at the can of frozen orange juice for two hours? A: Because the can said “concentrate” on it. Q: How do you make a blonde laugh on Saturday? A: Tell her a joke on Wednesday. Q: What is [...]