Category Archive for 'Celebrity Jokes'

Yoko says

Wednesday, August 3rd, 2005

What did Yoko say when Lennon was shot?
Ono - Ono - Ono.

Yoko Ono and Ethiopians

Wednesday, August 3rd, 2005

What do Ethiopians and Yoko Ono have in common?
They both live off dead beatles.

Worst thing during sex

Wednesday, August 3rd, 2005

What’s the worst thing Bill ever heard during sex?
“Honey, I’m home!!”

World hunger and a Mercedes

Wednesday, August 3rd, 2005

What does world hunger and a Mercedes have in common?
Diana can’t stop either.

Woody Allen’s latest

Wednesday, August 3rd, 2005

Did you hear about Woody Allen’s latest movie?
It’s called, “Honey, I Married the Kids

Wing fell off

Wednesday, August 3rd, 2005

They say John F. Kennedy Jr’s left wing fell off… Sounds like a right wing conspiracy.

Why was he flying

Wednesday, August 3rd, 2005

Why was JFK, Jr. flying to the Vineyard?
He wanted to crash his cousin’s wedding

Why did Kurt shoot

Wednesday, August 3rd, 2005

Why did Kurt shoot himself?
Because he could no longer shoot up the charts

Who taught JFK Jr

Wednesday, August 3rd, 2005

Who taught JFK Jr. how to fly?
Princess Di’s driver.

White House lightbulb

Wednesday, August 3rd, 2005

How many full time White House Staff Members does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None, they make the interns do all the screwing.