Yoko says
Wednesday, August 3rd, 2005What did Yoko say when Lennon was shot? Ono – Ono – Ono.
Category Archive for 'Celebrity Jokes'
Yoko Ono and Ethiopians
Wednesday, August 3rd, 2005What do Ethiopians and Yoko Ono have in common? They both live off dead beatles.
Worst thing during sex
Wednesday, August 3rd, 2005What’s the worst thing Bill ever heard during sex? “Honey, I’m home!!”
World hunger and a Mercedes
Wednesday, August 3rd, 2005What does world hunger and a Mercedes have in common? Diana can’t stop either.
Woody Allen’s latest
Wednesday, August 3rd, 2005Did you hear about Woody Allen’s latest movie? It’s called, “Honey, I Married the Kids
Wing fell off
Wednesday, August 3rd, 2005They say John F. Kennedy Jr’s left wing fell off… Sounds like a right wing conspiracy.
Why was he flying
Wednesday, August 3rd, 2005Why was JFK, Jr. flying to the Vineyard? He wanted to crash his cousin’s wedding
Why did Kurt shoot
Wednesday, August 3rd, 2005Why did Kurt shoot himself? Because he could no longer shoot up the charts
Who taught JFK Jr
Wednesday, August 3rd, 2005Who taught JFK Jr. how to fly? Princess Di’s driver.
White House lightbulb
Wednesday, August 3rd, 2005How many full time White House Staff Members does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, they make the interns do all the screwing.