Celebrity Jokes

When the Police discovered Michael Hutchences’ body they also found heroin, cocaine and amphetamines, but the rest of the children were with Paula Yates.

Just a thought, when Lolo Ferrari died, how on earth did they ever manage to close the coffin lid…?

What sound did Michael Hutchence make as he hung himself?
Shabooh Shoobah.

What do you get when you cross a crooked lawyer and a sleazy politician?
Chelsea Clinton.

What color were Kurt’s eyes?
Blue. One blew this way and one blew that way!

There has already been a lot of speculation as to what may have caused JFK, Jr.’s plane to crash. Some have even suggested that he may have run into a bird. Others have questioned how many and what type of bird would be enough to bring down an airplane under these circumstances. I myself […]

Weather forecast for Lake Tahoe area…
Blizzard conditions and Sonny in the trees.

What’s the difference between Watergate and Zippergate?
This time we know who deep throat is.

We are all mortal. And in the end…
Sonny was just ski and bones.

What is the difference between George Washington, Richard Nixon, and Bill Clinton?
Washington couldn’t tell a lie, Nixon couldn’t tell the truth, and Clinton doesn’t know the difference.