Celebrity Jokes

A reporter asked Clinton one day. “Was Monica lying?”
“No, he responded, “She was on her knees.”

Frank Sinatra may have been the chairman of the board…
But now he’s as stiff as a board

What’s the similarity between Val Doonican and David Beckham?
They are both fucking crap singers

Victoria Beckham was on a modelling assignment recently being photographed in some sexy lingerie when a rather revealing gusset showed off a handful of her pubic hair. The hairdresser tutted and immediately cut them off with a nimble pair of scissors saying to her “You know, you wouldn’t have these problems if you shaved […]

What did Ms. Lewinsky allegedly say when offered a position at the the U.N?
Would that, then, be a “missionary position?”

Whats 12 pounds and won’t be plucked this christmas?
Michael Hutchence’s guitar.

Who are the three most dangerous women in Washington?
1.Monica Lewinsky with a lawyer
2.Hillary Clinton with a theory
3.An intern with a chipped tooth

What’s the difference between “Thomas the Tank Engine” and Princess Di?
Thomas made it through the tunnel!

What are the wives of Michael Kennedy and Sonny Bono called?
Widows ‘98.

What does Teddy Kennedy have that Bill Clinton wishes he did?
A dead girlfriend.