China - Ah… Capitalism is alive and well in China as a southern Chinese hospital sells livers from executed prisoners to wealthy Asian transplant patients.
A Hong Kong newspaper reported on Sunday that undercover reporters were urged to book a liver from a good young prisoner during the current spate of mass executions that […]
Yo momma is so stupid, she thought that ping pong balls are a venereal disease from China
The government of China announced today, that they would be removing all telephones from their country. After 6 months of hard lobbying, the organization for Independent Speech has convinced Chinese politicians to take this action.
They argued that there are too many Wings and Wongs and that many people are becoming annoyed when others Wing […]
During the Wu Han Dynasty, the imperial court had an articles of tribute which included a glass of wine that was supposed to give the drinker eternal life. One day, a guy named Dongfang Shuo drank some of the wine thinking that nobody had seen him. Unfortunately, the King learnt about his act and was […]
There once was an old man aged 50, who had a lazy son aged 30. The son couldn’t earn his own living, and still depended on his old father for food and clothing.
The old man was very worried about him, so he took him to the fortune teller to have his fortune told. The […]
A man wearing a felt hat was walking under the broiling sun of midsummer. When he came upon a tall tree by the roadside, he decided to take a rest under its leafy shade.
Taking off his felt hat and fanning himself with it, he said: “Thanks to this felt hat. I would have […]
A friend told me that many of the servers in Chinese restaurants are brought to the U.S. by a company that specializes in “importing” Chinese immigrants. They are hired in their home land, brought to the U.S., trained in restaurant work, and hired out to restaurants for a period of several years to pay off […]
Two Chinese women were sitting in a bar when they saw two guys fighting over which culture is smartest. When the women heard this they went over and the first lady said,” We know a way to figure out which culture is the smartest.”
The second lady answered, “Yes we do. The way you figure […]
Khrushchev says to Zhou Enlai, “The difference between the Soviet Union and China is that I rose to power from the peasant class, whereas you came from the privileged Mandarin class.”
Zhou replies, “True. But there is this similarity. Each of us is a traitor to his class.”
A rich man invited four friends to a banquet to celebrate his birthday. It was already noon-time, but only Zhang, Wang and Li had come; his friend Zhao did not appear, even though they waited a long time.
The rich man said anxiously, “Why isn’t the one who should have come here?”
His friend Zhang, […]