The AL GORE virus: causes your computer to just keep counting.
The CLINTON virus: gives you a 7-inch hard drive with NO memory.
The BOB DOLE (AKA: VIAGRA) virus: makes a new hard drive out of an old floppy.
The LEWINSKY virus: sucks all the memory out of your computer, then e- mails everyone about […]
Your computer becomes obsessed with its own motherboard.
Or becomes very jealous of the size of your friend’s hard drive
Removes a vital part fo your hard disk then re-attaches it. (But that part will never work again.)
Every three minutes it tells you what great service you are getting.
You’re in Dallas, but your data is in Singapore
An application was for employment
A program was a t.v. show
A cursor used profanity
A keyboard was a piano
Memory was something that you lost with age
A CD was a bank account
And if you had a 3′ floppy…you hoped nobody found out
The process by which links on a web page became as obsolete as the sites they’re connected to change location or die.
EAST FILABUCKET, NY (Denounce Newswire — October 30, 1997) — Kimberly-Clark, makers of the popular Scott brand of bathroom tissue, today announced its new ‘HTTP://’ brand of bathroom tissue targeted directly to the 90’s ‘digerati’ market.
Scott Tissue is the world’s oldest and best-selling bathroom tissue, available in more countries than any other brand of tissue. […]
EAST FILABUCKET, NY (Denounce Newswire — October 30, 1997) — Kimberly-Clark, makers of the popular Scott brand of bathroom tissue, today announced its new ‘HTTP://’ brand of bathroom tissue targeted directly to the 90’s ‘digerati’ market.
Scott Tissue is the world’s oldest and best-selling bathroom tissue, available in more countries than any other brand of tissue. […]