Doctor, Doctor I think I’m a yo-yo. Are you stringing me along!
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Doctor, Doctor I keep thinking there is two of me. One at a time please.
Doctor, Doctor I keep thinking I’m God. When did this start? Well first I created the sun, then the earth…
Doctor, Doctor, some days I feel like a tee-pee and other days I feel like a wig-wam. You’re too tents.
Doctor, doctor my baby’s swallowed a bullet. Well don’t point him at anyone until I get there!
Doctor, Doctor my son has swallowed my pen, what should I do? Use a pencil ‘till I get there.
Doctor, Doctor I’ve just swallowed a pen. Well sit down and write your name!
Doctor Doctor I swallowed a bone. Are you choking? No, I really did!
Doctor, Doctor I’ve a split personality. Well, you’d better both sit down then!
Doctor Doctor I’m so ugly what can I do about it? Hire yourself out for Halloween parties!