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Yo-yo

Administrator — Wed, 03 Aug 2005 11:35:54 +0000

Doctor, Doctor I think I’m a yo-yo.
Are you stringing me along!

Administrator — Wed, 03 Aug 2005 11:35:27 +0000

Doctor, Doctor I keep thinking there is two of me.
One at a time please.

Administrator — Wed, 03 Aug 2005 11:34:33 +0000

Doctor, Doctor I keep thinking I’m God.
When did this start?
Well first I created the sun, then the earth…

Administrator — Wed, 03 Aug 2005 11:33:45 +0000

Doctor, Doctor, some days I feel like a tee-pee and other days I feel like a wig-wam.
You’re too tents.

Administrator — Wed, 03 Aug 2005 11:32:47 +0000

Doctor, doctor my baby’s swallowed a bullet.
Well don’t point him at anyone until I get there!

Administrator — Wed, 03 Aug 2005 11:32:18 +0000

Doctor, Doctor my son has swallowed my pen, what should I do?
Use a pencil ‘till I get there.

Administrator — Wed, 03 Aug 2005 11:29:53 +0000

Doctor, Doctor I’ve just swallowed a pen.
Well sit down and write your name!

Administrator — Wed, 03 Aug 2005 11:28:43 +0000

Doctor Doctor I swallowed a bone.
Are you choking?
No, I really did!

Administrator — Wed, 03 Aug 2005 11:27:34 +0000

Doctor, Doctor I’ve a split personality.
Well, you’d better both sit down then!

Administrator — Wed, 03 Aug 2005 11:26:27 +0000

Doctor Doctor I’m so ugly what can I do about it?
Hire yourself out for Halloween parties!