Painting myself
Wednesday, August 3rd, 2005Doctor, Doctor I keep painting myself gold. Don’t worry it’s just a gilt complex
Category Archive for 'Doctor Jokes'
Pack of cards
Wednesday, August 3rd, 2005Doctor, Doctor, I feel like a pack of cards. I’ll deal with you later.
No sleep
Wednesday, August 3rd, 2005Doctor, Doctor, I can’t get to sleep. Sit on the edge of the bed and you’ll soon drop off
Ointment for spots
Wednesday, August 3rd, 2005Doctor, Doctor will this ointment clear up my spots? I never make rash promises!
Nose running
Wednesday, August 3rd, 2005Doctor, how do I stop my nose from running? Stick your foot out and trip it up!
New glasses
Wednesday, August 3rd, 2005Doctor: You need new glasses. Patient: How do you know? I haven’t told you whats wrong with me yet. Doctor: I could tell as soon as you walked in through the window
Need glasses
Wednesday, August 3rd, 2005Doctor, Doctor I think I need glasses. You certainly do, Sir, this is a fish and chip shop!
Monsters under my bed
Wednesday, August 3rd, 2005Doctor, Doctor I dream there are monsters under my bed, what can I do? Saw the legs off of your bed
Memory
Wednesday, August 3rd, 2005Doctor, Doctor I’ve lost my memory! When did this happen? When did what happen?
Loud snore
Wednesday, August 3rd, 2005Doctor, Doctor I snore so loud I keep myself awake. Sleep in another room then