Jokes

You may not take a picture of a rabbit during the month of June. It is illegal to wear a hat that obstructs people’s view in a public theater or place of amusement. Looking for more dumb laws? Check out DumbLaws.com! It is illegal for women to stand within five feet of a bar while [...]

Dumb Wisconsin Laws At one time, margarine was illegal. As people used to smuggle it in from Illinois, all yellow butter substitute is banned. Looking for more dumb laws? Check out DumbLaws.com! You must manually flush all urinals in a building. While all cheese making requires a license, Limburger cheese making requires a master cheese [...]

If you wear a hat inside a theater, you may be fined. Roadkill may be taken home for supper. Looking for more dumb laws? Check out DumbLaws.com! No children may attend school with their breath smelling of “wild onions.” Doctors and dentists may not place a woman under anesthesia unless a third person is present. [...]

It is illegal to paint polka dots on the American flag. All motor vehicles must be preceded by a man carrying a red flag (daytime) or a red lantern (nighttime) fifty feet in front of said vehicle. Looking for more dumb laws? Check out DumbLaws.com! People may not buy a mattress on Sunday. You cannot [...]

Children are not to go trick-or-treating on Halloween. It is illegal to tickle women. Looking for more dumb laws? Check out DumbLaws.com! Driving while not wearing shoes is prohibited. (Repealed) You may not work on Sunday. (Repealed) Citizens must honk their horn while passing other cars. It is illegal to spit on sidewalk. There is [...]

Women must obtain written permission from their husbands to wear false teeth. Whistling underwater is illegal. Looking for more dumb laws? Check out DumbLaws.com! At one time it was illegal to tie a giraffe to a telephone pole. Barre All residents shall bathe every Saturday night.

It is illegal to detonate any nuclear weapon. You can have them, but you just can’t detonate them. Birds have the right of way on all highways. It’s legal for restaurants to serve wine with meals, but only if you ask for the wine list. Looking for more dumb laws? Check out DumbLaws.com! It is [...]

It is illegal to take more than three sips of beer at a time while standing. A recently passed anticrime law requires criminals to give their victims 24 hours notice, either orally or in writing, and to explain the nature of the crime to be committed. Looking for more dumb laws? Check out DumbLaws.com! It [...]

Any person crippling, killing or in any way destroying a proud female dog that is running at large shall not be held liable for the damages due to such killing or destruction. “Crimes against nature” are prohibited. Looking for more dumb laws? Check out DumbLaws.com! More than 8 women may not live in the same [...]

Movies that show police officers being struck, beaten, or treated in an offensive manner are forbidden. No horses are allowed into Fountain Inn unless they are wearing pants. Looking for more dumb laws? Check out DumbLaws.com! If there are more than 5 Native Americans on your property you may shoot them. It is illegal to [...]