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It is considered an offense to get a tattoo. Performing a U-turn within 1,000 feet of an intersection is illegal. Looking for more dumb laws? Check out DumbLaws.com! All schools must prepare a suitable program for Francis Willard Day. Dance halls may not operate on Sundays. Horses may not be kept in bathtubs. Fortune tellers [...]
It is illegal to challenge someone to a duel, or accept a duel, even it it is never actually fought. Penalty: Imprisonment for one to seven years. Riding a horse over any public highway for the purpose of racing, or testing the speed of the horse is illegal. Penalty: Maximum $20 fine and imprisonment for [...]
No more than two packages of beer at a time may be purchased, unless you are buying from an official “beer distributor” You may not catch a fish by any body part except the mouth. Looking for more dumb laws? Check out DumbLaws.com! Motorized vehicles are not to be sold on Sundays. You may not [...]
Canned corn is not to be used as bait for fishing. Ice cream may not be eaten on Sundays. Looking for more dumb laws? Check out DumbLaws.com! Dishes must drip dry. It is illegal to buy or sell marijuana, but it is legal to smoke it on your own property. You may not pump your [...]
It is illegal to have the hind legs of farm animals in your boots. Dogs must have a permit signed by the mayor in order to congregate in groups of three or more on private property. Looking for more dumb laws? Check out DumbLaws.com! It is illegal to wear your boots to bed. Fish may [...]
It is illegal to mistreat anything of great importance. Owners of tigers must notify authorities within one hour if the tiger escapes. Looking for more dumb laws? Check out DumbLaws.com! It is illegal to fish for whales on Sunday. Women are prohibited from wearing patent leather shoes in public. It is illegal to get a [...]
It is illegal to lie down and fall asleep with your shoes on. It is legal to shoot an Indian on horseback, provided you are in a covered wagon Looking for more dumb laws? Check out DumbLaws.com! Beer and pretzels can’t be served at the same time in any bar or restaurant. Fargo One may [...]
All couples staying overnight in a hotel must have a room with double beds that are at least two feet apart. Making love in the space between the beds is strictly forbidden. If a man and a woman who aren’t married go to a hotel/motel and register themselves as married then, according to state law, [...]
The penalty for jumping off a building is death. Slippers are not to be worn after 10:00 P.M. Looking for more dumb laws? Check out DumbLaws.com! A fine of $25 can be levied for flirting. This old law specifically prohibits men from turning around on any city street and looking “at a woman in that [...]
State officials ordered 400 words of “sexually explicit material” to be cut from Romeo and Juliet. Carrizozo It’s forbidden for a female to appear unshaven in public. Looking for more dumb laws? Check out DumbLaws.com! Las Cruces You may not carry a lunchbox down Main Street.