Jokes

It is illegal to pick seaweed up off of the beach. It is considered an offense to check into a hotel under an assumed name. Looking for more dumb laws? Check out DumbLaws.com! Any cattle that crosses state roads must be fitted with a device to gather its feces. You cannot sell the clothes you [...]

It’s still “legal” to hang someone for shooting your dog on your property. It is illegal to drive a camel on the highway. Looking for more dumb laws? Check out DumbLaws.com! Clark County An ordinance makes bringing a concealable fire arm into the county illegal unless it is registered with the Las Vegas Metropolitan Police [...]

It is illegal for a mother to give her daughter a perm without a state license. It is illegal for bar owners to sell beer unless they are simultaneously brewing a kettle of soup. Looking for more dumb laws? Check out DumbLaws.com! It is Illegal to go whale fishing. If a child burps during church, [...]

It is illegal to have a sheep in the cab of your truck without a chaperone. It is a felony for a wife to open her husband’s mail. Looking for more dumb laws? Check out DumbLaws.com! Seven or more indians are considered a raiding or war party and it is legal to shoot them. (Repealed) [...]

It is not illegal to speed. (Repealed) Buckner In this small town of only 4,000, yard waste may be burned any day except Sunday. Looking for more dumb laws? Check out DumbLaws.com! Excelsior Springs Worrying squirrels is not tolerated. Hard objects may not be thrown by hand. Kansas City Installation of bathtubs with four legs [...]

Citizens may not enter Wisconsin with a chicken on their head. All bathtubs must have feet. A person may not cross state lines with a duck atop his head. Looking for more dumb laws? Check out DumbLaws.com! All men driving motorcycles must wear shirts. It is illegal to sleep naked. Hibbing It shall be the [...]

You may not swear in front of women and children in the state of Michigan. It is legal for a robber to file a law suit, if he or she got hurt in your house. Looking for more dumb laws? Check out DumbLaws.com! A woman isn’t allowed to cut her own hair without her husband’s [...]

Children may smoke, but they may not purchase cigarettes. Taxi drivers are prohibited from making love in the front seat of their taxi during their shifts. Looking for more dumb laws? Check out DumbLaws.com! Affiliation with the Communist party is illegal. No gorilla is allowed in the back seat of any car. Bullets may not [...]

Thistles may not grow in one’s yard. Baltimore No person who is a “tramp” or “vagrant” shall loiter in any park at any time. They define tramp as a person who roves for begging purposes and a vagrant as an idle person who is able-bodied living without labor. It’s a $50 fine. I guess the [...]

Shotguns are required to be taken to church in the event of a Native American attack. You may not step out of a plane in flight. Looking for more dumb laws? Check out DumbLaws.com! After January 14th you will be charged a fine for having your Christmas decorations still up. Augusta To stroll down the [...]