Jokes

How many letters are there in the alphabet? Noel, noel, noel, noel … the angels did say… E.T. went home. Get rid of X. There’s too many unknowns in the world already! (Only one vowel left, or is that “Anly ana vawal laft” This may be stretching it a bit, but not unless you consider, [...]

Q: How many letters are there in the alphabet? A: Twenty-four, because E.T. went home. ——————————————————————————– Q: What do you call Santa’s Helpers? A: Subordinate clauses! ——————————————————————————– Q: What does Santa call his wife at tax time? A: A dependent Claus.

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The English Language Have you ever wondered why foreigners have trouble with the English Language? Let’s face it English is a stupid language. There is no egg in the eggplant No ham in the hamburger And neither pine nor apple in the pineapple. English muffins were not invented in England French fries were not invented [...]

Amazing Anagrams Dormitory == Dirty Room Desperation == A Rope Ends It The Morse Code == Here Come Dots Slot Machines == Cash Lost in ‘em Animosity == Is No Amity Snooze Alarms == Alas! No More Z’s Alec Guinness == Genuine Class Semolina == Is No Meal The Public Art Galleries == Large Picture [...]