A little boy wanted $100 badly and prayed for two weeks but nothing happened. Then he decided to write GOD a letter requesting the $100.
When the postal authorities received the letter addressed to GOD USA, they decided to send it to President Clinton.
The president was so impressed, touched, and amused that he instructed his [...]
Once Laloo Yadav, Sonia Gandhi, a saint and a schoolboy were traveling by a private plane. Suddenly the engine caught fire and the pilot came out shouting, “This plane is going to crash! And we have only four parachutes and there are five of us in the plane.
Since I am a very important Indian Airlines [...]
Q: How many sax players does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Sixty. One to change the bulb and fifty-nine to talk about how much better Michael Brecker would have done it.
A blonde singer suspects her band leader is going to audition a new lead singer, so she decides to bring a gun to practice. Overcome with grief she walks in front of everybody and puts the gun to her head.
The bandleader sees the gun and yells, “No – Don’t! Don’t do it!”
The blonde replies, “Shut [...]
I am taking tickets for Titanc movies that was second release ,Some girls group came and they suddenly asked me
‘Is it Current booking’
I said no,
‘It’s Generator Booking’
An anthropologist decides to investigate the natives of a far-flung tropical island. He flew there, found a guide with a canoe to take him up the river to the remote site where he would make his collections. About noon on the second day of travel up the river they began to hear drums. Being a [...]
A 2nd grade teacher decides to teach sex ed. to her class. She starts out by drawing a penis on the chalk board and asks the class, “Does anyone know what this is?”
And little Johnny says, “Yes, my dad has 2 of them!”
And the teacher says, “Are you sure about that?”
And little [...]
Santa was traveling in a crowded bus. He was carrying the Passport size photograph of his son (for college admission). Accidentally, the photograph fell down from his pocket. He started searching for it frantically & found the same on the floor of the bus. Politely, he asked the saree clad female, standing in front of [...]
THE MOST DAMAGING 1 LETTER WORD : I {AVOID IT}
THE MOST SATISFYING 2 LETTER WORD : WE {USE IT}
THE MOST POISNOUS 3 LETTER WORD : EGO {KILL IT}
THE MOST USED 4 LETTER WORD : LOVE {VALUE IT}
THE MOST PLEASING 5 LETTER WORD : SMILE {KEEP IT}
THE FASTEST SPREDING 6 LETTER WORD : RUMOUS {IGNORE IT}
THE [...]
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