One day, Santa Singh is riding in an elevator in a very lavish high rise building, when a young, beautiful woman gets into the elevator, smelling of expensive perfume. She turns to Santa and says arrogantly, “Romance” by Ralph Lauren, Rs. 9000/- for 30 gram!”
Then another young and beautiful woman gets on the elevator, and […]
Dharmendra - Kutte Kaminey, Agar tuune apni maa ki doodh piya hai to message chodde, warana mein tujhe jinda nahin chodunga.
Why are dogs left with bones?
A)Because Dharmendra drank all their blood.
Q :What is the name of the baby of actor Danny Dezongpa?
Ans. Danny Denzongpa papa!!
Asrani - AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHAAAA ! Phone kiya ! Tune phone kiya RRRRREEEEEE! Message rakh ! AAAAAAAAHHHHAAAAA !
Amitabh - Han han mein chor hun, mein bazar mein kaladhandha karta hun, police ke record mein mera naam hai. Lekin mein akela nahin hun. Jao pahle ush admi ko msg de kar aao jisne mera baap ko chor kaha tha; Jao pahle ush admi ko msg de kar aao jisne meri maa ko gali […]
After giving up ‘goondagiri’, Veeru has now joined an Indian body shopper and has become a Computer Consultant. Jay goes to Mausi for ‘Basanti kaa haath mangane’……….
MAUSI: Bura nahin maanna beta, itna to poochna hi padtha hai ki ladke ka khandaan kya hai, uske lakshan kaise hain, kamaata kitna hai, US me masters kiya he…
AMITABH: […]
Once upon a time, a Sardarji saw a boy who wore his cap in the back direction.
This event really harrased the social nature of sardarji and then he also decided to wear his pagari in the backward direction .
While he was on his way to his office another Sardar saw him and asked […]
Movies and their meaning to s/w professionals-
Sajan Chale Sasural : Computer professional coming to US.
1942 a Love story : Sticking to one company for more than a year.
Dil to Pagal Hai : Staying in India, dreaming of US.
Sapnay : Green card.
Sadma : Rejected H-1(B) Visa.
Khalnayak : Bodyshoppers.
Deewana Mastana : Project Manager - Team Leader.
Beta : […]
Kesto Mukherjee had a little too much to drink one day. He was driving home from the bar one night and, of course, his car was weaving violently all over the road. A hawaldar pulls him over and asked, “kahan se aa rahe ho?”
“Iiiizzzzze! daru khane se! izzzeezzzeh!” slurs Kesto.
“Lagta hai ke aapne bahot pee […]