Category Archive for 'Entertainment and Arts Jokes'

If Guru Dutt Was A Software Consultant

Friday, July 29th, 2005

If Guru Dutt had been a software consultant in the US.
(The following should be sung to the tune of an old Hindi classic song sung by late Mohammed Rafi. “Yeh Duniya agar mil bhi jayaye to kya hai…”)
YEH DOCUMENT, YEH MEETINGS, YEH FEATURES KI DUNIYA
YEH INSAAN KE DUSHMAN, CURSORS KI DUNIYA
YEH DEADLINES KE BHOOKE, MANAGEMENT […]

Clinton in Bollywood

Friday, July 29th, 2005

Clinton arrives in Mumbai and he gets so impressed by Bollywood. He wants to be in Hindi movies and he starts dreaming..
Bill was in the Oval office and he started singing “Yeh Bill Na hota bechara, kadam na hote awara..”
At that moment, Lewinsky, who was passing by, heard it and responded “Bill, Dhak dhak karne […]

Bollywood Bloopers

Friday, July 29th, 2005

Pyar To Hona Hi Tha
Kajol gets off the train to use the public toilet at the railway station and the train chugs off without her. Poor girl, little did she know that every train compartment has four toilets inside.
Rangeela
Aamir Khan tells his friend that he will take Urmila Matondkar for a Chinese meal. Strangely when […]