Jokes

The teacher turns to the class and says, “Today, we will use these three words in a sentence. Defense, detail, and defeat. Tom, why don’t you go first?” Tom, a white kid, goes first. Tom says, “Ahh, the football team’s defense was detailed in the paper which caused the defeat of the other team.” (The [...]

Mrs. Estrada caught her husband Erap Estrada staring at the orange juice container. Mrs. Estrada, curious on what was going on, asked Erap Estrada what the hell he was doing. Mrs. Estrada: Erap, what are you doing in front of the orange juice box? Erap: The OJ box says: concentrate!

There was this Filipino who had a very big truck. One day, he went to a coliseum to see a baseball game. All the parking spaces were taken except one which said “COMPACT”. He backed up to park in it, then a police officer came up to him and asked, “Sir, what are you doing?” [...]

In an international Convention of coffee-producing nations, the Philippines proved it really has given something to the coffee world. The Columbia delegate said: “We have the best coffee beans.” Remarked the Japanese representative: “Japan refined coffee production to make people enjoy coffee more.” The American delegate: “America has the best and the most number of [...]

A new Filipino immigrant was talking with a Canadian and he noticed that the Canadian had a wind burnt lip. So the Filipino asked the Canadian… “Hey buddy, it’s beri cold eh? Even your lips is changing leather.”

A Filipino pilot who became well known for his absent-mindedness was invited to pilot a new flying boat. The pilot had a good time flying. After spending a couple of hours in the air, the pilot decided that it was time to land. He was about to make a landing on the ground when his [...]

A visiting Kapampangan kababayan was in New York City and it was a particularly windy day. He was standing by a bus stop when the wind blew and raised the skirt of a nice American lady standing near him. He smiled at her (wanting to make conversation) and said, “It’s hairy, isn’t it?” (What he [...]