These are actual newspaper headlines gathered from papers across the country.
Stud Tires Out
Prostitutes Appeal to Pope
Panda Mating Fails; Veterinarian Takes Over
Soviet Virgin Lands Short of Goal Again
British Left Waffles on Falkland islands
Lung Cancer in Women Mushrooms
Eye Drops off Shelf
Teacher Strikes Idle Kids
Reagan Wins on Budget, But More […]
These are actual newspaper headlines gathered from papers across the country.
Include your Children when Baking Cookies
Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert Says
Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers
Safety Experts Say School Bus Passengers Should Be Belted
Drunk Gets Nine Months in Violin Case
Survivor of Siamese Twins Joins Parents
Farmer Bill […]
These are supposedly actual signs that have appeared at various locations.
At my University’s Student center Bathrooms: “If you see four feet instead of two under the bathroom door, please notify it immediately to the University Police.”
In the hallway of a High School in New Jersey “Our School: Commitment, Responsibility, Attitude, Persistance.”
Road sign in […]
These are supposedly actual signs that have been found in and around parts of England.
Notice in a field: THE FARMER ALLOWS WALKERS TO CROSS THE FIELD FOR FREE, BUT THE BULL CHARGES
Message on a leaflet: IF YOU CANNOT READ, THIS LEAFLET WILL TELL YOU HOW TO GET LESSONS
Sign on a repair shop door: […]
These are supposedly actual signs that have been found in and around parts of England.
Seen at the side of a Sussex road: SLOW CATTLE CROSSING. NO OVERTAKING FOR THE NEXT 100 YRS.
Outside a disco: SMARTS IS THE MOST EXCLUSIVE DISCO IN TOWN. EVERYONE WELCOME
Sign warning of quicksand: QUICKSAND. ANY PERSON PASSING THIS POINT […]
These are supposedly actual signs that have been found in and around parts of England.
Sign in a Laundromat AUTOMATIC WASHING MACHINES: PLEASE REMOVE ALL YOUR CLOTHES WHEN THE LIGHT GOES OUT
Sign in a London department store: BARGAIN BASEMENT UPSTAIRS
In an office: WOULD THE PERSON WHO TOOK THE STEP LADDER YESTERDAY PLEASE BRING IT […]
These are supposedly actual signs that have appeared at various locations.
An ad on the subway in NYC: “Learn to read and speak English. Call us now.”
An Amelia Island, FL, podiatrist: “Emergency Foot Surgery- Walk-ins Welcomed.”
Sign over a restroom in a restaurant: “Used beer department.”
On a store front in Florida: “Your one stop […]
These are supposedly actual signs that have appeared at various locations.
At a restaurant in New York: “Tip-ing is not a city in China.”
Here is a great sign I saw in the grocery store: “Snickers, 5 for 1.00$.(limit 4)”
On a dock in Juneau, Alaska: “Safety ladder, climb at own risk.”
Seen on an electrical appliance […]
These are supposedly actual signs that have appeared at various locations.
Sign in the office of a Roman doctor: “Specialist in women and other diseases.”
Sign in a Tokyo shop: “Our nylons cost more than common, but you’ll find they are best in the long run.”
Sign from a Japanese booklet about using a hotel air CONDITIONER: […]
These are supposedly actual signs that have appeared at various locations.
Sign in a Rome laundry: “Ladies, leave your clothes here and spend the afternoon having a good time.
Sign in the window of a Swedish furrier: “Fur coats made for ladies from their own skin.”
Sign on the box of a clockwork toy made in Hong […]