Lots of Jokes to Make You Laugh
A couple was having a discussion about family finances. Finally the husband exploded, “If it weren’t for my money, the house wouldn’t be here!” The wife replied, “My dear, if it weren’t for your money I wouldn’t be here.”
The story of someone getting a haircut. Women’s version: Woman2: Oh! You got a haircut! That’s so cute! Woman1: Do you think so? I wasn’t sure when she gave me the mirror. I mean, you don’t think it’s too fluffy looking? Woman2: Oh God no! No, it’s perfect. I’d love to get my hair cut [...]
Reasons Why a Christmas Tree Is Better Than a Woman” A Christmas tree doesn’t care how many other Christmas trees you have had in the past. A Christmas tree doesn’t care if you have an artificial one in the closet. When you are done with a Christmas tree you can throw it on the curb [...]
A WOMAN’S GUIDE TO WHAT A MAN IS REALLY SAYING: I’M HUNGRY. I’m hungry. I’M SLEEPY. I’m sleepy. I’M TIRED. I’m tired. I’VE GOTTA GO. Get out of the way and stay away until it clears. WHAT’S WRONG? I don’t see why you’re making such a big deal out of this. WHAT’S WRONG? What meaningless [...]
A MAN’S GUIDE TO WHAT A WOMAN IS REALLY SAYING: I JUST NEED SOME SPACE. …. without you in it. DO I LOOK FAT IN THIS DRESS? We haven’t had a fight in a while. NO, PIZZA’S FINE. …. you cheap slob! I JUST DON’T WANT A BOYFRIEND NOW. I just don’t want you as [...]
Advice From Men To Women …Never buy a ‘new’ brand of beer because ‘it was on sale.’ …If we’re in the backyard and the TV in the den is on, that doesn’t mean we’re not watching it. …Don’t tell anyone we can’t afford a new car. Tell them we don’t want one. …Whenever possible please [...]
Advice From Men To Women …Never buy a ‘new’ brand of beer because ‘it was on sale.’ …If we’re in the backyard and the TV in the den is on, that doesn’t mean we’re not watching it. …Don’t tell anyone we can’t afford a new car. Tell them we don’t want one. …Whenever possible please [...]
How to be politically correct with women She is not a BLEACHED BLONDE – She is PEROXIDE DEPENDENT. She is not a BAD COOK – She is MICROWAVE COMPATIBLE. She does not wear TOO MUCH JEWELRY – She is METALLICALLY OVERBURDENED. She is not CONCEITED – She is INTIMATELY AWARE OF HER BEST QUALITIES. She [...]
Differences Between Men & Women NICKNAMES: If Gloria, Suzanne, Debra and Michelle go out for lunch, they will call each other Gloria, Suzanne, Debra and Michelle. But if Mike, Phil, Rob and Jack go out for a brewsky, they will affectionately refer to each other as Fat Boy, Godzilla, Peanut-Head and Useless. EATING OUT: And [...]
The top six reasons computers must be female: 6. As soon as you have one, a better one is just around the corner. 5. No one but the creator understands the internal logic. 4. Even your smallest mistakes are immediately committed to memory for future reference. 3. The native language used to communicate with other [...]