This is the FBI summary of a conversation that took place this week between President Clinton and Ashley, a brand new intern in the White House.
Ashley walked into the White House for her first day of her internship and was greeted by the President. After a short tour of the White House the President asked, [...]
Gyani Zail Singh went to the US & had a meeting with Reagan. Reagan said, “I want to show you the advancement in technology in USA. Come with me.”
Reagan takes him in a deep forest and says. “Dig the ground.”
Zail Singh digs.
Reagan says, “More, more, more…”
Zail Singh has now reached a [...]
A little boy goes to his dad and asks, “What is politics?”
Dad says, “Well son, let me try to explain it this way: I’m the breadwinner of the family, so let’s call me capitalism. Your Mom, she’s the administrator of the money, so we’ll call her the Government. We’re here to take care of your [...]
3 men where at the FBI Building for a job interview. The first man walked into the office . The interviewing FBI agent said “To be in the FBI you must be loyal, dedicated, and give us your all. Your wife is in the next room.
I want you to go in there and shoot her [...]
3 men where at the FBI Building for a job interview. The first man walked into the office . The interviewing FBI agent said “To be in the FBI you must be loyal, dedicated, and give us your all. Your wife is in the next room.
I want you to go in there and shoot her [...]
Once Laloo Yadav, Sonia Gandhi, a saint and a schoolboy were traveling by a private plane. Suddenly the engine caught fire and the pilot came out shouting, “This plane is going to crash! And we have only four parachutes and there are five of us in the plane.
Since I am a very important Indian Airlines [...]
At the height of a political corruption trial, the prosecuting attorney attacked a witness. “Isn’t it true,” he bellowed, “that you accepted five thousand dollars to compromise this case?”
The witness stared out the window, as though he hadn’t hear the question.
“Isn’t it true that you accepted five thousand dollars to compromise this case?” the lawyer [...]
A minister gave a talk to the Lion’s Club on sex.
When he got home he couldn’t tell his wife that he had
spoken on sex, so
he said he had discussed horseback riding with the members.
A few days
later, she ran into some men at the shopping center and
they
complimented her on the speech her husband had made. [...]
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Two diplomats are riding in a limousine in Moscow, an Indian and a Russian, discussing state business.
The Russian says to the Indian, “Rohit, I like you, but my superiors say the deal can’t go through. They don’t want to be associated [...]
A few day’s after George W. Bush’s inauguration, a man came up to the uniformed Marine on duty at the White House and said “I’d like to see President Clinton.
The Marine politely answered “Sir, Mr. Clinton is no longer president.”
The man said, “Oh, O.K.” and walked away.
The next day the Marine was again on duty [...]