Two military guys go into a restroom. One is in the Navy and the other is a Marine. When they are done, the navy guy goes to the sink and starts to wash his hands, while the Marine starts to leave. The Navy guy yells to the Marine, “The Navy teaches us to wash our […]
The girl called a sex therapist and said, “Remember when you told
me the way to a man’s heart was through his stomach? Well last
night I found a new route… Now I need some birth control pills.”
The doc asked, “What’s his occupation?”
The girl said, “Army.”
“If he wasn’t active, I wouldn’t need these damn pills, would I?!”
An Army General, a Marine General and a Navy Admiral are all sitting around discussing who’s service is better and whose troops are more brave. The Admiral (well into his second or third ice tea) announces to the group, ” My SEALS are the BEST in the world and to prove it I’ll have one […]