One young man went for an IAS Interview.
“When did India get independence?” He was asked.”The efforts began a few years earlier and final result was in 1947″ He replied.”Who was responsible for our independence?”.”There were so many. Whom to mention?.If I name one it will be a injustice to another.”He replied.”Is […]
MAN ASKED GOD HOW MUCH IS THE VALUE OF US100 MILLION TO YOU.
GOD SAID ITS ABOUT I CENT FOR ME
MAN ASKED GOD HOW LONG IS 100YEARS FOR YOU
GOD SAID ITS ABOUT 1 SECOND FOR ME.
MAN SAID GOD WHY DONT YOU GIVE ME US100 MILLION ITS ONLY 1 CENT FOR YOU.
GOD SAID SURE BUT CAN YOU […]
JAMES BOND AND A TELUGU GUY FLY TO NEWYORK IN A FLIGHT. TELUGU GUY TAKES THE INITIATIVE TO CONVERSE WITH BOND.
TELUGU GUY ASKS THE NAME OF BOND
BOND SAYS: BOND! JAMES BOND! JAMES BOND 007!
AND BOND ASKS TELUGU GUY’S NAME.
TELUGU GUY SAYS: PRASAD! VENKATA PRASAD!
VEERA VENKATA PRASAD! SAI VEERA VENKATA PRASAD! SRILAKSHMI SAI VEERA VENKATA PRASAD! […]
I married a widow who had a grown-up daughter. My father, who visited us quite often, fell in love with my stepdaughter and married her. Hence, my father became my son-in-law, and my stepdaughter became my mother. Some months later, my wife gave birth to a son, who became the brother-in-law of my father as […]
A woman had 8 sons all named Kevin. On asking how she managed to call one in particular She replied: That’s easy. I call them by their surname!
How do you fit 30 marwadis in a Maruti 800 ?
Throw a 100 rupee note inside
Ek admi apni biwi ka antim sanskar karke ghar ja raha tha ki achanak bijli chamki, badal garje, jor se baarish shuru hui dukhi.
aadmi bola: Lagta hai pahunch gai
agar rupa ki baniyan pahenoge
agar rupa ki baniyan pahenoge
agar rupa ki baniyan pahenoge
TO RUPA KYA PAHENEGE
hain
DRIVING LICENSE APPLIKASON PHOROM
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NOTE: Please do not soot the person at the applikason kounter.
He will give you the licen.
For phurthar instructions, see bottom applikason.
1. Last name:
(_) Yadav (_) Sinha (_) Pandey (_) Misra (_) Dot no
(Check karet box)
2. First name:
(_) Ramprasad (_) Lakhan (_) Sivprasad (_) Jamnaprasad (_) Dot […]
Vajpayee, Musharraf, Madhuri Dixit and Margaret Thatcher are traveling in a train. The train suddenly goes through a tunnel and it gets completely dark. Suddenly there is a kissing sound and then a slap! The train comes out of the tunnel. Thatcher and Vajpayee are sitting there looking perplexed. Musharraf is bent over holding his […]