How courteous is the Japanese;
He always says, “Excuse it, please.”
He climbs into his neighbor’s garden.
And smiles, and says, “I beg your pardon;”
He bows and grins a friendly grin,
And calls his hungry family in;
He grins, and bows a friendly bow;
“So sorry, this my garden now.”
10. Marrying a blond is a sin. Making love to a blond is a partial sin.
9. Pre-marital sex is a sin. Marital sex is a partial sin.
8. Taking dowry is a sin. Giving dowry is a partial sin.
7. Bullying one’s wife is a sin. Having to submit is a [...]
Two brothers separated in childhood will always grow up on different sides of the law. The law-breaker, however, will suddenly turn over a new leaf before the end, bash up the villain (who is the *real* bad guy), and be pardoned for all his sins before the last-scene family reunion. (This is possible only if [...]
Bill Gates was in India a few days ago. He announced that Microsoft plans to release a windows version in Hindi.
Here are some Windows related terms that may be used in the Hindi version of…
Khidkiyan97:
Phaail = File
Bachao = Save
Aise Bachao = Save as
Subko Bachao = Save All
Mujhe Bachao = [...]
Three scientists, an American, a German, and an Indian, were talking and bragging about the technological advances their respective countries have achieved in the field of medicine.
The American said “In Washington, there was a baby boy born without arms so we attached artificial arms on him. And now that he’s grown up and [...]
Advice to father thinking about whether he should let his daughter continue her studies or get her married : ” Vell, if you wantu study her, then study her. If you wantu marry her, then marry her .”
An instructor explaining the working of pendulum: “Take an elephant of negligible weight”
Instructor: “Take a copper [...]
Say open or close the light.
Say chok-o-late instead of chocolate
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Say Hullo instead of Hello
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Say Vot instead of What.
Everything you eat is saut饤 in garlic, onion, chili and tomatoes
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Try and reuse gift wrappers, gift boxes, and of course aluminum foil.
You try to eject food particles from between your teeth by [...]
Once Laloo Yadav, Sonia Gandhi, a saint and a schoolboy were traveling by a private plane. Suddenly the engine caught fire and the pilot came out shouting, “This plane is going to crash! And we have only four parachutes and there are five of us in the plane.
Since I am a very important Indian Airlines [...]
10. A chain of “Bhaskar-RaoBins” ice cream stores all over the country, in collaboration with Baskin Robins.
9. Kraft will make “PARAMESAN CHEESE” at Madras, in collaboration with Parameswaran & Co.
8. Kentucky Fried Chicken will open its chain of Indian version, to be named, “KARNATAKI FLY-ED CHICKEN” and will be headquartered at Bangalore.
7. [...]
10. You think most Indian teenagers are pure and chaste.
9. You think everyone in the world knows about the O.J. Simpson case.
8. You can’t believe the world wide web exists in India. You can’t believe Delhi has had phone services like call waiting and the other fancy stuff you get here for the [...]