10. You have named your son as ‘Baba’ and your daughter as ‘Ratna’.[Baba and Ratna are two popular Zarda (tobacco) brands, in India]
9. You are getting too many offers to act in Dracula films.
8. You threatened to kill the PAAN SHOP guy for giving you a ‘meetha’ (sweet) Paan instead of a Zarda […]
A Surd was going by train from Delhi to Bombay. He kept getting off at every station to buy a ticket till the next station. When the train reached Delhi, the Surd’s co-passengers asked him why he kept on buying tickets instead of buying a ticket for the entire. The Surd replied that his doctor […]
Three friends who, after graduating from college, were meeting for the first time in years. They each had gone back to their native cities of Jullundhar, Bombay, and Calcutta.
The man from Bombay wanted to impress his two other friends with the medical expertise in Bombay so he stated: “I know of a doctor in Bombay […]
Gora-Boy was an unnaturally Gora Indian Boy. He wasn’t very handsome, or good looking, or have a nice voice, but All the aunties loved him because Gora-Boy was so unbelievably Gora.
His mother used to introduce him to all her friends proudly, and they used to remark on Gora’s boys Gora-ness. She proudly used to […]
A saadhu (saint) and a shikaari (hunter) meet in a forest. The shikaari sees a bird and shoots.
He misses and exclaims: “Behanchood! I missed”.
The saadhu says killing animals is wrong as it is and using dirty language when not succeeding makes it worse. After some time the shikaari sees a deer and shoots.
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Steven Spielberg’s smash hit dinosaur flick “Jurassic Park” is the latest victim of the Telugu film industry’s remake factory. The blockbuster special-effects extravaganza is being re-made for a Telugu audience, and the script will undergo some modification to appeal to the discerning Telugu movie go-er.
“What is there in Spielberg or George Lucas? They make good […]
Once upon a time there was a nice young man called Karim. He used to sell caps for a living, and roamed around several villages. One day he would be in Mughalsarai, the other day people would find him in Faizabad.
It was an afternoon in the summer and he was traversing the vast plains […]
Bantu returns from his first day at school and immediately questions his father.” Dad, today we had a Spelling Class - All the other kids could only say half the alphabet, but I knew the whole thing. Is that because I am Sardar?”
“No son, that’s because you are intelligent. ” Bantu seeming content with the […]
Three men are driving in a car when it breaks down on an abandoned road: A Hindu man, a Jewish man, and a Polish man. After walking for a few miles, they come across a farm with a barn. Desperately seeking a place to sleep for the night, they knock on the door and ask […]
A Sardar is travelling in a DTC bus in Delhi. It’s a busy day and our Sardarji is roughing it out, standing up in the aisle and all. In his right hand is his briefcase (which appears to contain some valuables), with his left he is grabbing on to the railing for dear life.
The conductor […]