The world’s most avid hockey fan, a beautiful sardarni, had arrived early at the stadium for the first game of the series between local rival teams only to realize that she had left her ticket at home.
Not wanting to miss any of the match, she went to the ticket booth and got in a long […]
Santa was bragging to his boss one day, “You know, I know everyone there is to know. Just name someone, anyone, and I know them.”
Tired of his boasting, his boss called him bluff, “OK, Santa how about Tom Cruise?”
“Sure, yes, Tom and I are old friends, and I can prove it.”
So Santa […]
A Pakistani tourist after a long walk in one of very fancy clean streets of Delhi found himself needing to urinate badly. After a long search he could not find any place to you-know, and eventually couldn’t control himself and chose a silent corner of a clean street to release himself.
As soon as he […]
This married couple was on holiday in Pakistan. They were touring around the marketplace looking at the goods and such, when they passed this small sandal shop. From inside they heard a gentleman with a Pakistani accent say, “You foreigners! Come in. Come indo my humble shop.”
So the married couple walked in. The Pakistani […]
Herolal is driving down the Delhi-Amritsar highway, when he spots Bhola standing in the middle of a huge field of grass. He pulls the car over to the side of the road and notices that Bhola is just standing there, doing nothing, looking at nothing.
Herolal gets out of the car, walks all the […]
When the antenna of my small television in India broke, I looked up the relevant part’s number in the manual provided by the company and wrote to them asking for a replacement.
When the package arrived, I was furious to see that they had sent Part No 699 when I had actually asked them for […]
A Master Thief in London was giving a Coaching Class on Stealing and had students from all over the world. The Indian happened to be a Sardar. After several grueling classes on Theory came the final and decisive class of all, a practical demo.
The master took all his pupils to a house nearby in the […]
Want to propose a girl
Just do it - Nike
Before going to propose to a girl
Believe in the best - BPL.
If you are hesitating before proposing to a girl
Vicks ki goli lo kich kich door karo - Vicks.
If you are going to propose to a girl
Chances are 50-50 - Britannia.
If a girl […]
A little boy wanted $100 badly and prayed for two weeks but nothing happened. Then he decided to write GOD a letter requesting the $100.
When the postal authorities received the letter addressed to GOD USA, they decided to send it to President Clinton.
The president was so impressed, touched, and amused that he […]
Santa Singh and Banta Singh are sitting in a bar sipping Black Label Johnny walker when Banta Singh noticed a gorgeous blonde sitting by herself in a corner. As he was getting up to talk to her.
Bar Tender said “Hey don’t worry about her, She is lesbian! “.
Banta Singh “Lesbian or no lesbian, […]