Here’s a delightful treat someone once made for an office Christmas party:
A gelatin mold should be made with Knox Unflavored Gelatin and red food coloring. One would think that a flavorless food would not be at all difficult to swallow, but believe me, from the looks of people who inserted cold masses of gelatinous glop […]
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Watches “Beavis and Butthead” to learn vocabulary.
Watching programs not listed in TV Guide.
We’re all missing cards from our decks — and different cards, too.
Went […]
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Uses thumbtacks to post notes — on his refrigerator.
Uses two hands to eat with chopsticks.
Using a 1S-2D floppy for brains in a world of […]
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Ugly as a warthog and half as smart.
Unclear which of Newton’s three laws of motion keeps his ears apart.
Understands English as well as any […]
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Traveling faster than light, but left his sneakers behind.
Traveling without a passport/towel.
Trips over cordless phones.
Truck can’t haul a full load.
Trying out for the javelin […]
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Thinks male zebras are the ones with the black stripes.
Three chickens short of a henhouse.
Three miracles shy of being where he thinks he’s at.
Three-bag/coyote […]
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The two put together have an IQ over 150.
The wheel’s spinning but the hamster’s dead.
There she sits, Finite State Automaton at its best.
There’s nothing […]
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Takes his imagination out for a walk and ends up being dragged around the block by it.
Talks to plants on their own level.
Team player… […]
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Spent a decade on the leading edge of drug experimentation.
Still boots to DOS.
Still sending messages with his secret decoder ring.
Still traumatized from the forest […]
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Solid concrete from the eyebrows backwards.
Some Assembly Required.
Some bugs in his software.
Some drink from the fountain of knowledge, but he just gargled.
Some of her […]