A brief synopsis… When you’re at a loss for words but want to tell someone that he or she is stupid, remember some these quips from our collection here at Aha! Jokes.
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Off by one.
Off his rocker/trolley.
Oil doesn’t reach his dipstick.
On permanent leave of absence from his senses.
On the batting end of a no-hitter.
One bit short […]
A brief synopsis… When you’re at a loss for words but want to tell someone that he or she is stupid, remember some these quips from our collection here at Aha! Jokes.
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Not only rude, but ugly too.
Not playing with / dealing from a full deck (– not even in the game).
Not running on full thrusters.
Not […]
A brief synopsis… When you’re at a loss for words but want to tell someone that he or she is stupid, remember some these quips from our collection here at Aha! Jokes.
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Not an idiot, but plays one in his life.
Not as dumb as he looks, but that would be impossible.
Not digging in the same ditch […]
A brief synopsis… When you’re at a loss for words but want to tell someone that he or she is stupid, remember some these quips from our collection here at Aha! Jokes.
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Never had a headcold in her life since diseases can’t exist in a vacuum.
Next-day delivery in a nanosecond world. — Van Jacobson
Nice house but […]
A brief synopsis… When you’re at a loss for words but want to tell someone that he or she is stupid, remember some these quips from our collection here at Aha! Jokes.
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Missing a layer of insulation in his attic.
Monorail doesn’t go all the way to Tomorrowland.
Mooring lines don’t reach the dock.
More marbles in a spray-paint […]
A brief synopsis… When you’re at a loss for words but want to tell someone that he or she is stupid, remember some these quips from our collection here at Aha! Jokes.
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Lights not burning too bright.
Like a barometer — vacuum at the top.
Like a loose-leaf folder in winter.
Like a one-armed man climbing a rope.
Likes dunking […]
A brief synopsis… When you’re at a loss for words but want to tell someone that he or she is stupid, remember some these quips from our collection here at Aha! Jokes.
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Low-bandwidth as an information source.
Lugnuts rattling in the hubcaps.
Made a career out of mid-life crisis.
Mainspring’s wound too tight.
Makes a black hole look bright.
Makes predictions […]
A collection of insults!
A brief synopsis… When you’re at a loss for words but want to tell someone that he or she is stupid, remember some these quips from our collection here at Aha! Jokes.
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IQ lower than a snake’s belly in a wagon-rut.
It’s hard to believe he beat 100,000 other sperm.
Just another flash in the […]
A brief synopsis… When you’re at a loss for words but want to tell someone that he or she is stupid, remember some these quips from our collection here at Aha! Jokes.
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In line for brains, thought they said were handing out milkshakes, and he asked for “extra thick.”
In need of a ROM upgrade.
In serious need […]
A brief synopsis… When you’re at a loss for words but want to tell someone that he or she is stupid, remember some these quips from our collection here at Aha! Jokes.
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If stupidity were a crime, he’d be number one on the Most Wanted list.
If the government ever declared war on stupidity, he’d get nuked.
If […]