Jokes

A brief synopsis… When you’re at a loss for words but want to tell someone that he or she is stupid, remember some these quips from our collection here at Aha! Jokes. ——————————————————————————– If he gets any denser, the geocentric theory of the universe will come true. If he had a lobotomy he’d depressurize. If [...]

A brief synopsis… When you’re at a loss for words but want to tell someone that he or she is stupid, remember some these quips from our collection here at Aha! Jokes. ——————————————————————————– His watch dog is sleeping. His wisdom is stolen from bumper-stickers and T-shirts. Hitler’s evil twin. Hyperspatially interconnected / permanently disconnected neural [...]

A brief synopsis… When you’re at a loss for words but want to tell someone that he or she is stupid, remember some these quips from our collection here at Aha! Jokes. ——————————————————————————– His pointers are null / uninitialized. His puzzle is missing a few pieces. His reaction time is longer than his attention span. [...]

A brief synopsis… When you’re at a loss for words but want to tell someone that he or she is stupid, remember some these quips from our collection here at Aha! Jokes. ——————————————————————————– His home planet is flat. His IQ is a false positive. His jack can’t get the car off the ground. His mind [...]

A brief synopsis… When you’re at a loss for words but want to tell someone that he or she is stupid, remember some these quips from our collection here at Aha! Jokes. ——————————————————————————– His brain could be the perfect dielectric. His brain was sold separately and they were out of stock. His brain would rattle [...]

A brief synopsis… When you’re at a loss for words but want to tell someone that he or she is stupid, remember some these quips from our collection here at Aha! Jokes. ——————————————————————————– Her stack has been corrupted. Her synapses are about |that| far apart. Her system file has zero bytes. Her tires are a [...]

A brief synopsis… When you’re at a loss for words but want to tell someone that he or she is stupid, remember some these quips from our collection here at Aha! Jokes. ——————————————————————————– Her learning curve is fractal. Her lint trap is full. Her lists are unlinked. Her memory is truly random-access. Her mental function [...]

A brief synopsis… When you’re at a loss for words but want to tell someone that he or she is stupid, remember some these quips from our collection here at Aha! Jokes. ——————————————————————————– Hears more lyrics on records when they’re played backwards. Her access time approaches infinity. Her ancestors came to this country looking for [...]

A brief synopsis… When you’re at a loss for words but want to tell someone that he or she is stupid, remember some these quips from our collection here at Aha! Jokes. ——————————————————————————– He demonstrates that beauty times brains is a constant. He donated his brain to science but they made an early withdrawal. He [...]

A brief synopsis… When you’re at a loss for words but want to tell someone that he or she is stupid, remember some these quips from our collection here at Aha! Jokes. ——————————————————————————– Has the attention span of an overripe grapefruit. Has the brains of a house plant. Has the Grand Canyon under the crew [...]