Lots of Jokes to Make You Laugh
Two whales spot Japanese Whaler. First whale: That’s the bastard who killed my folks — lets drown them! Second Whale: “If they killed your folks let’s do it!” First: “We’ll dive down then surface and blow the ship over with our blow-holes”. This they did but the sailors were still alive swimming for it. First: [...]
A western businessman was conducting his Japanese guest around the busy city. Because of traffic congestion they used bus and underground railway. The businessman was proud of his local knowledge of the system, and by clever use of the map and timetable, he got them to their various destinations much quicker than the average tourist [...]
“There are many reasons why the United States finds itself playing second fiddle to Japan today in so many high-technology areas where American pre-eminence was once unquestioned. Some of the reasons are complex, but one can be put in a statistical nutshell: Out of every 10,000 Americans, 20 are lawyers, 40 are accountants, and 70 [...]
The Americans and the Japanese decided to engage in a competitive rowing race. Both teams practiced hard and long to reach their peak performance. On the big day they both felt ready. The Japanese won by a mile! Afterward, the American team was discouraged by the loss. Morale sagged. Corporate management decided that the reason [...]
A Japanese, an Italian, and an American climb a great mountain. At the summit, the Japanese guy says that it is tradition to throw an offering off the mountain as a sign of respect for nature. He throws some rice. The Italian throws some pasta. The American throws the Japanese guy off.
There were three very fat and very unfit sumo wrestlers on an island, and they all wanted to get off. So the first really stupid sumo swam half way got tired and came back. Then the second sumo who was reasonably dumb swam half way got tired and came back. Then the third sumo who [...]
A waitress walks up to the table of three Japanese men at a New York City restaurant. When she gets to the table, the waitress notices that the 3 men are furiously masturbating! She asks, “What the hell are you perverts doing?”, to which one of the men replied, “We all berry hungry”! She responds, [...]
A waitress walks up to the table of three Japanese men at a small restaurant in Butlerville, Ohio. When she gets to the table,
An American businessman goes to Japan on a business trip, but he hates Japanese food, so he asks the concierge at his hotel if there’s any place around where he can get American food. The concierge tells him he’s in luck; there’s a pizza place that just opened, and they deliver. The concierge gives the [...]
On a desert island in the middle of the ocean, the following groups of beautiful people are stranded: 2 Italian men and 1 Italian woman 2 French men and 1 French woman 2 German men and 1 German woman 2 Greek men and 1 Greek woman 2 English men and 1 English woman 2 Bulgarian [...]