Lots of Jokes to Make You Laugh
The Americans and the Japanese decided to engage in a competitive boat race. Both teams practiced hard and long to reach their peak performance. On the big day they felt ready. The Japanese won by a mile. Afterward, the American team was discouraged by the loss. Morale sagged. Corporate management decided that the reason for [...]
An Australian man was sitting in his favorite restaurant when a Japanese bloke said to him, “I am sick of seeing your big round eyes.” The Australian replied, “Put on a blind fold.” The Japanese man asked, “Where do I get one? The Australian then said, “Here take my shoe lace.”
How courteous is the Japanese; He always says, “Excuse it, please.” He climbs into his neighbor’s garden. And smiles, and says, “I beg your pardon;” He bows and grins a friendly grin, And calls his hungry family in; He grins, and bows a friendly bow; “So sorry, this my garden now.”